{8}{28}Previously on... {70}{83}Ladies. {83}{148}Renee was charmed by the new neighbor. {161}{187}Dibs. {188}{280}Trying to protect Gaby,|Carlos committed murder. {286}{373}We are never gonna be able|to tell anybody about this. {373}{418}Are you gonna be able to live with that? {418}{490}And the women swore to keep the secret. {503}{566}But then Bree received a warning. {750}{793}When I was alive, {793}{886}Bree Van De Kamp was one|of my closest friends. {910}{1009}Maybe that's because we|had so much in common. {1038}{1133}Like Bree, I also received|a menacing letter... {1155}{1233}One that threatened to|shatter the perfect life {1233}{1290}I had worked so hard to create. {1337}{1443}You see, I had once committed|a desperate act of my own. {1476}{1561}And despite my best|efforts to conceal it, {1585}{1691}someone found out and|was determined to expose me. {1737}{1797}I thought about telling my friends. {1837}{1901}But I decided not to burden them. {1952}{2029}I had hoped that with one final act, {2030}{2092}I could consign my deeds to history. {2110}{2172}But I had forgotten that history... {2199}{2262}has a way of repeating itself. {2376}{2409}Something interesting? {2471}{2552}No. No, just a... letter... {2559}{2645}from a friend who I haven't,|uh, heard from in a while. {2669}{2694}You okay? {2700}{2725}I'm fine. {2752}{2792}I'm just annoyed {2792}{2902}because the, uh, postman left me|Gaby's water bill again. {2911}{2974}You go in. I'll just|put it back in the box. {3001}{3022}All right. {3440}{3463}Oh, Karen. {3466}{3529}You scared me. What are|you doing out so late? {3530}{3603}What am I, a cat?|I'm allowed to be out past 10:00. {3603}{3710}I'm sorry. Have you seen|anyone near my mailbox? {3719}{3754}What's the problem? {3779}{3827}I just... got a letter. {3863}{3894}An obscene letter. {3900}{3925}That's all? {3929}{3996}You oughta be happy that someone|still finds you obscene. {3996}{4079}Last week, I got called|"Sir" three times. {4079}{4114}Karen! This is serious. {4114}{4180}I need to find out who put|this letter in my mailbox. {4200}{4250}Wow, you're really shaken up. {4266}{4293}Yes, I am. {4324}{4360}This is very upsetting, {4360}{4393}and I don't know what I'm going to do. {4403}{4479}It's just a note, Bree. Let it go. {4558}{4676}Yes, Bree Van De Kamp and|I had so much in common. {4692}{4746}We shared similar lives. {4775}{4838}And now Bree found herself praying {4857}{4939}that we wouldn't share a similar fate. {5276}{5335}In the divided world of the suburbs, {5335}{5415}everyone is looking|for a way to connect. {5431}{5524}They fend off loneliness|with casual conversation. {5565}{5645}They share old treasures|with a young friend. {5694}{5787}They help a neighbor|make a difficult move. {5846}{5903}But for Carlos and Gaby Solis, {5903}{5965}the only connection that mattered {5969}{6017}was the romantic one. {6040}{6105}And when it came to maintaining it, {6105}{6201}Gaby was willing to|pull out all the stops. {6263}{6296}What are we celebrating? {6300}{6384}A new record. It's been|38 days since we last had sex, {6384}{6432}and that streak is ending tonight. {6433}{6461}Seriously, it's been that long? {6461}{6521}38 days. {6522}{6573}That's like three years in hoo-hah time. {6597}{6629}Sweetie, I would love to, {6629}{6667}but I have way too much work to do. {6667}{6728}Unh-unh. No, no. No excuses. {6732}{6788}I changed the sheets, shaved my legs, {6788}{6832}and dumped the kids at McCluskey's, {6832}{6887}so drop your pants,|cowboy, and saddle up. {6938}{6965}Yes, ma'am. {6969}{6991}Oh! {7208}{7263}Don't feel bad.|It happens to lots of men. {7295}{7357}Not to me. Not to us. {7428}{7467}Well, it has been 38 days. {7467}{7514}Maybe the poor little|guy forgot what to do. {7514}{7547}Not helping. {7552}{7571}Oh. {7574}{7654}Listen, you've been under|a lot of stress lately. {7654}{7691}So relax. {7703}{7744}How about I give you a nice massage, {7744}{7811}we finish the champagne,|and later we try again? {7811}{7864}Gaby, thanks, but it's|not gonna work, okay? {8099}{8228}Like Carlos, Susan Delfino was|also feeling disconnected. {8230}{8345}Her guilt made the world|a strange and scary place... {8414}{8503}where she could be|exposed at any moment. {8528}{8578}Hey! Hold it right there! {8629}{8659}I know what you did. {8676}{8693}What? {8693}{8744}Yeah, and you're not|getting away with it. {8750}{8794}You thought you could walk|out with a case of soda {8794}{8824}and no one would notice? {8866}{8921}Oh. Uh... {8934}{8981}I-I forgot those were down there. {8981}{9048}Yeah. Right. I've never|heard that one before. {9053}{9099}Ma'am, I'm gonna ask you|to step away from the cart {9099}{9140}and keep your hands where I can see 'em. {9144}{9176}Everything okay here? {9176}{9217}If you consider larceny okay. {9239}{9267}Mrs. Delfino, {9267}{9361}on behalf of Fairview market,|I'd like to apologize for Kevin. {9362}{9401}Seems we're all paying the price {9401}{9457}for his rejection from|the police academy. {9457}{9528}Oh, well, excuse me for not|wanting to live in a world {9528}{9562}where people can commit crimes {9562}{9603}without suffering the consequences. {9621}{9673}You are a criminal. {9679}{9765}I've known Mrs. Delfino for years. {9771}{9840}She pays for the grapes|she eats in the produce section. {9840}{9897}She would never do anything bad. {9916}{9954}Sure, I would. {9964}{9986}What? {10005}{10046}You don't know me at all. {10059}{10132}I'm a very bad person.|I did a horrible thing. {10134}{10179}I deserve to be punished. {10188}{10256}Let me cuff her. I have cuffs.|I brought 'em from home. {10256}{10290}No one's getting cuffed. {10290}{10355}Just... pay for the soda|next time you come in. {10355}{10423}No, no, no. No,|you need to march me inside {10423}{10489}- and make me pay now.|- Mrs. Delfino... {10489}{10519}I'm serious. {10544}{10642}Make an example of me|to deter other criminals. {10725}{10770}- Fine. Take her in.|- Copy that. {10820}{10910}Yep. Did the crime. Doing the time. {10920}{10966}Dead man walking. {11090}{11119}So what's the damage? {11119}{11170}An arm and a leg? Just an arm? {11175}{11238}Not even a finger.|It's a cracked fitting. {11238}{11275}I swapped it out. It's no charge. {11275}{11318}Really? The first guy I called {11318}{11359}said I had to re-pipe the whole house. {11359}{11394}Oh, it's a scam. {11394}{11438}These pipes are top-of-the-line copper. {11438}{11481}The guy that put 'em in did a great job. {11482}{11538}How do you know? It was me. {11580}{11621}You just saved me 10 grand. {11628}{11685}No wonder people say such|good things about you. {11719}{11741}Well... {11750}{11786}What are neighbors for? {11796}{11831}Need anything else, just holler. {11865}{11904}Actually, there is one thing. {11946}{11982}I'm a real estate developer, {11986}{12035}about to break ground on a new project, {12035}{12084}and, uh, I'm looking for some help... {12090}{12132}local guys that I can trust. {12147}{12175}You interested? {12444}{12499}Hey, Mike. Got a minute? {12499}{12540}Um... Hey, Renee. {12545}{12582}We're friends, right? {12597}{12619}Well... {12619}{12671}Oh, come on. You fixed|my toilet for free. {12671}{12738}Um, that wasn't free. I sent you a bill. {12738}{12775}You just haven't paid it. {12887}{12968}Ahh. Anyway, look, here's the deal. {12968}{13072}Uh, Ben likes me.|He just doesn't know it yet. {13074}{13146}Now I need to find that|thing that we connect on. {13159}{13231}You've been on the inside.|What can you tell me about him? {13251}{13323}Well, he's got copper pipes. {13324}{13363}Something personal. {13372}{13447}I saw a box of cheerios...|and a coffeemaker. {13447}{13502}He must like coffee.|Unless it's for guests. {13502}{13567}Oh, my god. I got more|out of the cable guy, {13568}{13595}and he's deaf. {13595}{13685}Does he have any photos?|Artwork? Think, Delfino, think! {13685}{13703}Okay. {13703}{13744}Okay. Um... {13758}{13803}There was this plaque from the mayor... {13803}{13852}Something about his|work with the elderly. {13852}{13881}Really? {13900}{13937}He likes the elderly? {13972}{14009}Well, I like the elderly. {14025}{14055}Since when? {14055}{14116}Oh. Old people are adorable. {14116}{14174}I love their little raisin faces {14174}{14237}and those tennis balls|they put on their walkers. {14246}{14294}Thanks for the tip... {14310}{14336}Friend. {14485}{14501}Mom! {14501}{14538}Hey, how was your day? {14538}{14598}Awesome. Dad's hotel is so cool. {14598}{14648}We went swimming in|the pool and played marco polo {14648}{14685}and cannonballed off the diving board. {14685}{14713}Why don't we have a pool? {14713}{14759}And then we got hamburgers|and french fries {14759}{14796}and super-sized cherry cola slushies. {14796}{14871}Ah. Sugar and caffeine. {14871}{14922}I guess you figured|they were too young for meth? {14930}{14962}It's just a slushie. {14962}{15018}On a school night.|She's gonna be up till 2:00 A.M. {15019}{15053}Just 'cause you couldn't say "No." {15053}{15091}You're blowing this out of proportion. {15091}{15129}Who wants to play mega monopoly? {15129}{15191}It's just like regular|monopoly but with more stuff. {15193}{15237}You just keep playing and playing {15237}{15282}and playing and playing and playing... {15282}{15333}Yeah. Way out of proportion. {15333}{15406}Look, now that we're really separated, {15406}{15458}I refuse to be the bad guy all the time. {15458}{15501}You have got to learn to say "No." {15501}{15545}I say it. {15545}{15585}Tonight when we walked|past the pet shop, {15585}{15646}they wanted a spider monkey.|I said "No." {15646}{15714}I'm serious. Things are different now...
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