Axl: A lot of people had their anger back for a few days. I just explode right away.
Axl: I wasn't told I had a real father until I was 17. My real father was my stepdad, as far as I knew. But I found some insurance papers, then I found my mom's diploma with the last name Rose. I was never born Bill Bailey. I was born William Rose. I am W. Rose, because William was an asshole.
Slash: I remember Axl and I once volunteered as medical test subjects for UCLA thinking we'd get pills or something. But it was just a smoking test and all we got was some free cigarettes. We had to smoke and smoke and we'd get 8 bucks an hour for doing that... it was better than nothing.
Axl: There are two kinds of people in this world - those that like me, and those that can go to hell.
Axl: Thanks, but I'm not God. If I was God, 3/4 og you would be girls, and the rest would be pizza and beer.
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Axl: Slash said he wanted straigt hair.
Slash: No, I didn't.
Axl: Yes, you totally did.
Slash: No, I didn't... wait... was I drunk?
Slash: I have no ill feelings - no regrets about any of the stuff I've ever done. The only reason you did it was because you were into it at the time. You never look back and go 'Fuck, I wish I hadn't done that". It's all an adventure. Life is a big adventure. You go along with how it goes. Paradise City could be anywhere.
Steven: I want peace of mind.
Axl: He really needs peace of mind because when he was young he had to go to the hospital and they took a piece of it.
Axl: I dedicate this song to Sweden (Out ta get me)
Slash: The lead singer always wants to fuck the guitar players gilfriend.
Axl: Yeah, sure she was 12... but she had the body of a 13 years old!
Slash: If I had one wish. I'd ask for a constant supply of Malboro.
Slash: I got this reputation for being drunk all the time, but I'm really not all that bad. I'm actually a nice, shy kid.
Axl: You know where you are?... You're in the sauna, baby!
Axl: 'You live, breathe, eat, sleep, walk and talk Axl. Why don't you just be Axl?' So I was like 'Good. Now I'm Axl Rose'. And I won.
Axl: I guess I like who I am now. I'd just like to have a little more internal peace. I'm sure everybody would.
Duff:You want my stupid story. The funny thind is, I'm always so drunk I can't remember them!
When I was in eighth grade I got kicked out of my junior high and was sent to another one (a rival one). They all knew why I got kicked out of my other school. Anyway, I had this jacket with strands hanging off the front of it and I went to lunch one day - it was one of my first days there and everybody was staring at me. You know, I was the new kid - junior hihg school, that's where the peer pressure really is fuckin' heavy. Everybody was staring at me and shit. So, I was eating my sandwich sitting by myself, with a strands hanging off my jacket and one of the strands got into my sandwich.
So, not to look like I had to take shit of my sandwich (cause that would look stupid)...
Slash: He ate his entire jacket!
Duff: Yeah, I ate part of my jacket. I ate it until that particular strand was no more. I didn't want to look like I was disgusting taking shit of my mouth.
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