{1}{100}www.napiprojekt.pl - nowa jako�� napis�w.|Napisy zosta�y specjalnie dopasowane do Twojej wersji filmu. {752}{823}Coming up on 5:50 PM.|News update at 6. {828}{873}But first the weather. {893}{936}No end in sight. {941}{1006}Rain and hail continues|throughout France... {1025}{1066}"cheap safari" {1071}{1121}17 degrees F in Paris|and 10 in Nice. {1126}{1216}Elsewhere, a very hot summer|in South Africa, {1221}{1273}with a record 109 degrees F|in Capetown. {1398}{1456}Welcome to Africa,|cradle of humanity. {1461}{1492}This is where we were born. {1497}{1569}My name is Richard Dacier|and I'm all about Africa. {1574}{1643}With me and my guide, Bako,|the routine is over. {1648}{1699}Go to the heart of the savannah. {1704}{1767}You're expected,|for the greatest of adventures: {1794}{1807}A safari. {2679}{2694}Which means, {2700}{2786}a Dacier Safari|will hit you where you live! {2942}{3006}Chouchou, will you take a check? {3051}{3080}Outskirts of Johannesburg {3086}{3170}Bako will work it out.|He always does, right? {3309}{3337}It's hot. {3399}{3437}It's usually hot, but now... {3460}{3503}it's very, very hot. {3531}{3623}I mean, compared to normal hot. {3679}{3701}What? {3718}{3761}Oh, I thought you... {3876}{3905}Hello Chouchou. {3910}{3943}Hi Bako. {4083}{4095}How much? {4110}{4131}$25,000. {4232}{4288}Could Richard and I have a minute? {4298}{4335}- To consider.|- Right. {4372}{4401}Consider away. {4540}{4590}25 grand. How could you? {4595}{4666}I had a fantastic hand.|Four aces. {4671}{4725}I was Puff Daddy, cruising. {4730}{4763}He had a straight with suits. {4788}{4827}A straight flush. {4832}{4869}Straight flunch? What's that? {4893}{4914}They cheated. {4926}{4977}No. I'm a pro, with an eagle eye. {4983}{5020}Your eagle needs glasses. {5033}{5071}Cards are marked. {5101}{5120}Weird. {5134}{5181}No need to cheat to beat you. {5347}{5360}Well? {5395}{5465}Chouchou, we don't have 25.|I can give you 2. {5478}{5502}Maybe 3. {5512}{5531}What do you say? {5545}{5567}I say he dies. {5618}{5655}Unless you agree {5661}{5694}to do a little favor {5699}{5741}for Monsieur Charles. {5756}{5791}Monsieur Charles! {6169}{6203}Reload! {6244}{6259}Pull-try! {6441}{6491}Glad to see you, Dacier. {6514}{6546}And it's not mutual! {6677}{6765}Listen carefully.|Bring this case to a friend, {6776}{6827}north of Mapulanguene. {6879}{6973}Six miles past|the Mozambique border. {7019}{7055}On Sunday, {7060}{7091}at 4 PM. {7218}{7276}Stop playing when I talk! {7281}{7321}Please! {7418}{7461}He never lets me play! {7466}{7521}I want to jump out a window! {7526}{7573}This is the ground floor. {7614}{7657}Sorry. She's my niece. {7678}{7713}Where were we? {7720}{7754}Sunday at 4. {7763}{7836}You deliver the case at 4.|In exchange, {7849}{7895}you pick up another case. {7900}{7938}And what's in the case? {7949}{7984}Fruit bars and a bilboquet. {8028}{8085}You really are dumb as a fence post. {8122}{8149}A friend of mine, {8161}{8251}who will sort of...|supervise things. {8256}{8270}Where is he? {8275}{8299}There! {8320}{8362}This is Ralph Becker. {8367}{8384}You scared me. {8558}{8615}Do I have to go with these clowns? {8620}{8649}It'll be fine. {8660}{8742}A bus load of tourists in shorts|is perfect cover. {8755}{8812}If that's all, maybe we should go. {8831}{8852}He should go. {8906}{8944}I always guide the tourists. {8950}{8988}No, yeah. Yeah, he... {9000}{9040}He's the safari specialist. {9053}{9083}I just book them. {9088}{9129}I haven't gone in 30 years. {9138}{9211}Let me go. I'll do what you want. {9221}{9255}Don't send Richard. {9267}{9277}Bako... {9374}{9445}I know all about your bond|with Dacier. {9472}{9533}Your friend would do anything {9539}{9587}to get you back in one piece. {9592}{9623}Am I right? {9815}{9841}Bako... {9873}{9914}You can do it, Richard. {9919}{10000}Take my guide book, be careful,|and heed your instinct. {10014}{10040}I'm afraid. {10045}{10095}Forget that word in the bush. {10141}{10166}Bako, not the bush! {10173}{10229}No! Not the bush! Bako! {10572}{10643}Because of me,|Bako might die. {10809}{10861}I'll never make it, Bernardo. {11288}{11322}Come on, Bernardo. {11339}{11385}I can't learn the bush like that. {11432}{11454}All right. {11509}{11553}Chapter one. {11605}{11641}Dangers of the Bush. {11745}{11766}The big 5: {11771}{11843}Lion, leopard,|buffalo, rhino, elephant. {12308}{12337}Richard. {12535}{12549}Dad? {12575}{12622}You must help Bako.|Save him. {12627}{12653}It's your destiny. {12675}{12722}You know I can't go to the bush. {12733}{12773}You must do it. {12807}{12851}And brush after every meal. {12878}{12890}Yes, Dad. {12943}{12955}Dad? {13356}{13385}I'm going. {13450}{13521}No, Bernardo. Not you.|It's too dangerous. {13532}{13573}You're just a child. {13591}{13635}A monkey child, but a child. {13745}{13776}DAD'S THlNGS {14174}{14243}Hi! Richard Dacier.|You with the Dacier safari? {14253}{14293}Hakuna matata to you! {14373}{14432}Answer, "Hakuna matata to you, too." {14471}{14491}You're white. {14496}{14558}Black at heart,|though white of skin, {14563}{14625}Africa is a cry|that comes from within. {14630}{14671}This way to the bus. {14730}{14748}OK, ready? {14753}{14782}Everyone comfortable? {14814}{14827}Oh right. {14835}{14882}This man took another flight. {14903}{14927}His name is... {14985}{14999}Jean. {15013}{15052}Right. Easy to remember. {15093}{15108}Jean what? {15128}{15144}Jean. {15163}{15199}So it's Mr. Jean Jean. {15204}{15275}In Beauvais I know a Hugues Hugues.|Hard to say. {15285}{15298}Great! {15328}{15349}Got a middle name? {15379}{15392}Jean. {15426}{15447}To the hotel? {15465}{15515}No, the safari has begun. {15520}{15576}The welcome toast in the brochure! {15587}{15621}We all smell like the plane! {15639}{15652}I don't. {15660}{15712}Except Missy. Who wants a shower? {15733}{15765}All right. {15770}{15821}Drinks, showers. But quickly. {15914}{15960}- Dacier, I got a feeling.|- Yeah? {15965}{15992}No A/C, right? {15997}{16089}No. If I turn it on,|the motor stalls. {16115}{16156}Mr. Dacier, on your web site {16161}{16238}you speak a curious language.|What dialect is it? {16371}{16396}It's Woolite. {16424}{16474}Waoolite. {16496}{16544}Do they study it in colleges? {16552}{16603}No, in the field. It's complicated. {16869}{16914}The peanuts taste like cold cuts. {16940}{16968}Mine is the opposite. {16982}{17022}Yes, Mom. I've arrived. {17050}{17086}No, don't worry. {17122}{17150}Not yet. {17181}{17213}My Fanta is warm. {17223}{17268}It's not Fanta. It's Banga. {17274}{17313}My Banga is warm. {17318}{17372}It's served warm here. Tradition. {17392}{17440}What's the matter, Jean Jean Jean? {17451}{17495}Sorry, you look like a dead fish. {17500}{17540}Have I seen you before? {17552}{17581}No. I don't think so. {17598}{17621}Must be mistaken. {17626}{17680}Everyone, party's over! {17685}{17708}What party? {17713}{17743}Everybody here? {17748}{17783}No, Benoit is missing. {17886}{17933}It's the... warm Banga. {18374}{18410}- Mr. Dacier?|- Yes? {18415}{18494}Can we be sure this safari|will encounter the big 5? {18519}{18577}Right, the big 5. I know, I know. {18587}{18609}It's not orals! {18614}{18646}But I know the big 5. {18672}{18713}Buffalo, elephant, rhino, {18718}{18771}lion... and leopard. {18813}{18833}Really want to? {18851}{18924}No! The goal of a safari|is to avoid animals. {18929}{19018}Worst case, we could fall back|on the little 4. {19034}{19066}The big 4? What's that? {19080}{19146}The 4 smallest creatures|in the bush. {19161}{19193}Caterpillar, greenfly, {19210}{19255}mites and lice. {19269}{19355}Faced with a lion,|how should one behave? {19365}{19438}Oh, faced with...|the king of beasts? {19494}{19534}The master, predator... {19555}{19572}The boss. {19581}{19609}- The owner.|- The lion! {19628}{19716}Right, the lion. With a lion,|which can be pretty mean, {19726}{19750}well, {19767}{19782}you... {19788}{19818}Never turn your back. {19845}{19868}Right, that's it. {19873}{19921}Don't turn around. That's it. {19936}{19979}And baring your teeth is hostile. {19992}{20016}Right. No teeth. {20028}{20060}If it attacks us anyway? {20078}{20093}Why would it? {20099}{20163}If we get a lion|who doesn't know the rules. {20168}{20215}Lie down and play dead. {20234}{20274}Are boas dangerous? {20320}{20344}Bows? {20374}{20388}No. {20399}{20460}Well, depends on the bow.|But usually not. {20465}{20507}There are different boas? {20514}{20563}Of course. Ribbons. {20568}{20595}Arrows, violins... {20600}{20639}She means a bo-a. {20679}{20751}Oh! Right, the boa, well... {20756}{20814}Well that's... I mean, look out! {20822}{20882}No danger.|Unprovoked, boas don't attack. {20887}{20946}Exactly. Look out, no danger at all. {21217}{21240}Look, zebras! {21245}{21273}- Where?|- Near the tree! {21278}{21300}Can we stop? {21305}{21342}Too dangerous in herds. {21347}{21392}- There's only 2.|- 2 is a herd. {21397}{21426}Dacier, you scared? {21431}{21472}Stop, we take pictures. {21483}{21548}Take the pictures,|but stay with the vehicle. {21880}{21970}Mr. Becker, if you don't mind,|could you get out a second? {22001}{22076}Mix with the group, be a tourist.|Make an effort. {22098}{22139}I don't like tourists. {22242}{22274}It's out of focus. {22340}{22366}Mr. Dacier! {22372}{22414}Take a picture of me and my wife? {22420}{22459}You're too close! Careful. {22464}{22512}No risk. They're like ponies. {22517}{22548}Ponies aren't zebras. {22553}{22617}Cats aren't cheetahs,|sardines aren't sharks! {22622}{22675}Be nice, come take a picture. {22681}{22706}I got you. {22711}{22743}Use the zoom. {22827}{22886}Dacier! Over there. {22947}{22984}We're being attacked! {22989}{23032}- What's that?|- Blueball monkeys. {23045}{23068}Why that name? {2307...
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