{104}{138}You hear that pop, Ed?|Uh-huh. {139}{172}That's my maximum|clubhead speed. {174}{236}That's where I wanna make|contact with the ball. {238}{279}I build that|into my muscle memory... {281}{333}five minutes a day,|every day. {358}{462}The Soundstroke people say I can shave|three to five strokes off my handicap. {548}{585}Not bad! {595}{663}A dentist named Silvera down|in LA invented this beauty. {688}{749}Shows that our lesser brethren|in the medical hierarchy... {750}{797}can do a little more|than pull teeth. {899}{1002}Okay. Shoulder in,|head down. {1062}{1090}Whammo! {1127}{1180}Set me up again, Ed.|Let's go. {1187}{1212}Ed? {1238}{1278}Sorry, Dr. Fleischman.|I was thinking. {1280}{1311}I mean,|look at this instrument. {1313}{1356}It's such an incredibly|simple idea... {1358}{1443}but it's so elegant,|so brilliant, so right. {1458}{1506}It's just|what the game needed. {1508}{1556}I mean, think what this|could do for tennis... {1558}{1602}or hockey,|or the shot put. {1604}{1676}Sometimes I'll think|of an idea for a movie... {1708}{1775}then I don't know what happens.|Then it just seems dumb. {1777}{1825}I've been blocked before. {1839}{1910}I might just have to|go fishing or something. {2007}{2033}Okay. {2062}{2128}Okay, okay.|Set me up again, Ed. {3278}{3343}Cock-a-doodle-doo-hoo!|Rise and shine, Cicely. {3345}{3369}It's me in the morning. {3371}{3401}I'm looking down|Main Street... {3403}{3440}and you cannot believe|what I'm seeing. {3442}{3515}It looks like|one hand clapping. {3517}{3614}And here comes my favorite childhood|toy, old Slinky, but in king size. {3622}{3665}This is good,|this is very good. {3667}{3701}This is the parallel universe. {3702}{3786}You know, the one where toasters|talk and Slurpee straws walk. {3788}{3823}It's Alice in Wonderland,|you know? {3825}{3859}The other side|of Roger Rabbit. {3861}{3925}Only this is no cartoon, okay?|I'm not making this up. {3926}{4015}Got a flyer here that says it's Enrico|Bellati and his New Perception Players. {4017}{4081}They welcome one and all to an|evening of awe and expectation... {4082}{4131}at People's Park,|next to The Brick. {4133}{4210}Be there, or your teapot|may never speak to you again. {4218}{4257}Hey! Howdy, guys! {4530}{4589}Bob.|What are you doing here? {4609}{4646}You look shorter. {4686}{4716}What happened to your foot? {4762}{4788}Bad landing? {4827}{4852}Can you fly? {4936}{4965}Too bad. {4988}{5012}Me? {5060}{5125}Well, yeah,|I thought about you. {5159}{5187}A lot? {5199}{5253}I don't know. Some. {5283}{5323}Who's your friend? {5353}{5406}Fritz? Hi, Fritz. {5430}{5493}Hi, Bernie. Hi, Hans. {5529}{5553}What's the deal? {5590}{5654}You quit the circus?|How come? {5709}{5760}It's good|to have creative control. {5798}{5836}Do you guys|want some iced tea? {5850}{5885}Okay. Come on. {6078}{6142}Okay, folks,|one pitcher of light... {6162}{6200}two jumbo mugs. {6252}{6277}Oh! {6294}{6328}No problemo. {6414}{6492}There you go, Mr. Blockhead.|Looking real hunky. {6558}{6594}It's kimchi. {6602}{6642}It's Korean cabbage. {6644}{6705}Smells like an old pair|of gym shoes. {6726}{6769}Hey, Maurice. {6828}{6886}Kimchi?|Where'd you get that? {6906}{6945}Duk Won. {6979}{7024}In a jar,|all the way from Korea? {7026}{7065}Yeah. He made it. {7074}{7110}Says here... {7132}{7220}he's had it buried in the yard|for four months. {7272}{7313}"Father, I think of week... {7314}{7402}"with strong, handsome father,|USA astronaut. {7404}{7464}"My heart pitter-patter|for you, Daddy. {7466}{7556}"So with most love and proud,|your warm son, Duk Won. " {7574}{7630}That's sweet.|Yeah, I suppose so. {7643}{7688}What,|you don't like kimchi? {7690}{7753}I love kimchi.|That's why he sent it. {7758}{7783}Oh. {7786}{7821}Who asked him|to send me presents? {7823}{7865}Who asked him|to write me notes? {7910}{7998}Do I have to be reminded that|he's of my own flesh and blood? {8000}{8047}He was just thinking|of you, Maurice. {8049}{8122}Well, he's thinking too loud.|He's crowding me. {8126}{8222}I was gonna get to it, but|then the audit, and the rains... {8248}{8282}Get to what? {8301}{8356}Changing my will. What else? Oh. {8382}{8437}Look, after I get|the quarterly taxes done... {8438}{8521}I'm gonna fly down to Tulsa,|pow-wow with the suits... {8546}{8595}and give the boy his due. {8616}{8683}So you're going to put|Duk Won in your will. {8685}{8750}Are we having|the same conversation here? {8760}{8804}Well, I think|that's really nice, Maurice. {8806}{8892}Nice? It's not nice,|it's expected. {8906}{8938}The boy is my heir... {8939}{9005}even though he is nipping|around for his cut. {9007}{9081}The fact is,|I hate giving my stuff away... {9083}{9129}even if I am worm bait. {9135}{9207}And I hate being reminded|of that eventuality. {9214}{9254}What the hell? {9272}{9339}I'll just go ahead|and get it over with... {9347}{9405}and wait|for the next catastrophe. {9420}{9480}When I start trying to think|of a good movie idea... {9482}{9557}it's like there's this big clump|of weeds just strangling my brain. {9579}{9660}I know how you feel, Ed.|I had the same problem once. {9669}{9711}You had director's block,|Dave? {9713}{9771}No, at the grill.|I lost my rhythm. {9773}{9830}I couldn't get the|burgers out with the fries. {9858}{9891}Broke all my yolks. {9893}{9943}I felt like|I'd never cook again. {9966}{10034}It could happen to anybody.|Look at Connie Colbert. {10047}{10075}Well, who's that? {10077}{10122}Rookie right-hander|for the Phillies. {10123}{10181}Won 11 games,|bonus baby. {10201}{10276}Came back the next year,|couldn't even find the plate. {10278}{10302}Really? {10320}{10364}He had his eyes examined. {10366}{10429}Took him|to some big orthopedist in LA. {10445}{10490}Even took him|to a head-shrinker. {10491}{10528}What happened to him? {10564}{10598}He went into sales. {10620}{10645}Oh. {10661}{10705}Pete here was blocked|in bed. {10726}{10754}Blocked? {10756}{10826}Yeah. Thought about|my performance too much. {10852}{10918}But time passed,|and I got looser. {10965}{11001}You'll work through it, Ed. {11030}{11075}Oh, I got one! {11083}{11113}Looks like|a big one, Ed! {11115}{11158}Set the hook.|Don't let him swallow it. {11160}{11218}He's running for that rock.|I see him right over there. {11220}{11258}Bring him this way. {11260}{11299}All right, Ed! {11301}{11341}Hey, he's a big one! {11383}{11415}Nice fish. {11498}{11550}Hello? Anybody home? {11594}{11633}Maggie, you're out late. {11634}{11677}Well, yes.|I have your books on tape... {11679}{11717}and I was going to|drop them by tomorrow... {11718}{11798}but then I thought, "Well, you might|like them tonight. " So here they are. {11800}{11912}Oh, thanks. If you could just, you|know, put them in the detox box, and... {11914}{11974}Well, come on in, if you'd like. Okay. {12130}{12169}Hope I'm not|interrupting anything. {12171}{12213}Oh, no. I was just|doing some charting. {12214}{12243}Really? {12266}{12291}Jet stream? {12293}{12342}No. Desertification. {12380}{12459}I'm tracing the effects of|deforestation on the ecosystem. {12461}{12485}Oh. {12486}{12561}Look. Here. Nigeria. {12566}{12652}It'll be completely denuded|of trees by 2000 AD. {12657}{12701}And over here,|in Ethiopia... {12702}{12822}they're losing over a billion tons of|topsoil per year to over-cultivation. {12840}{12893}A billion tons of topsoil? {12895}{12957}The greenhouse effect.|Global warming. {12961}{13012}The earth is cooking itself. {13015}{13066}Could bring on|the next ice age. {13068}{13120}Really?|Oh, yeah, absolutely. {13132}{13213}And what's anybody doing about|it? Well, I'll tell you what. {13214}{13301}The EPA has just pushed back|automobile emission standards... {13303}{13346}another five years. {13370}{13436}Nobody's even factoring in|jet aircraft. {13438}{13530}They're dumping over 50|million tons of CO2... {13532}{13588}into the stratosphere|every year. {13593}{13620}Wow. {13624}{13677}Prime greenhouse gas. {13705}{13755}Do you know what that does|to the ozone? {13757}{13790}Destroys it? {13795}{13826}Exactly. {13846}{13906}They could at least spring|for liquid hydrogen. {13907}{13954}Leave a water vapor trail,|right? {14003}{14053}You know, I really don't|know how you do it. {14054}{14132}This constant barrage of bad|news would drive me crazy. {14134}{14169}Well, what else|am I going to do? {14170}{14253}Play Scrabble.|Do a jigsaw puzzle. {14260}{14288}Right. {14368}{14462}Do you know there is a $50-million|class action suit in El Paso? {14463}{14554}This big chemical company wants|to dump their toxic byproducts... {14556}{14635}10 miles from city center.|Ten miles. {14641}{14752}Listen, do you want a little apple-beet|juice or a glass of distilled? {14755}{14788}Beet juice. {14795}{14829}Good choice. {14866}{14911}So what'd you use|for bait, Ed? {14913}{14963}Dave made this stink bait... {14965}{15028}out of cheese whey|and anchovies. {15048}{15082}It works every time. {15084}{15166}My goodness, isn't he a beauty? Yeah. {15169}{15238}I like them like that.|Poached, with their eyes up. {15267}{15348}Yep, like Richard Burton|in Night Of The Iguana. {15351}{15414}The fish?|The movie. {15416}{15457}Oh.|He gives up the ministry... {15458}{15521}goes to Mexico,|and drinks himself to death. {15522}{15571}I think that's all there|is left for me, Ruth-Anne. {15573}{15618}Oh, come on, Ed. {15620}{15666}You've just hit a snag. {15668}{15767}All artists have their ups and|downs where inspiration is concerned. {15774}{15804}Napkins? {15806}{15850}Under the film cans.|Oh. {15866}{15929}I don't know.|It's all over for me. {15930}{15968}I'm just fresh out of ideas. {15970}{16060}Ed, don't you th...
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