{1}{75}movie info: XVID 736x416 25.0fps 699.7 MB|/SubEdit b.4043 (http://subedit.prv.pl)/ {11}{121}I hope what�s-his-name didn�t hide|Herbie so well he can�t find him. {124}{261}I wish you hadn�t said that.|I�m a mechanic. I need a car! {264}{367}There�s a million details|have to be taken care of for a race! {370}{459}And you know I pride myself|on being thorough. {472}{511}My tools! Where�s my tools! {596}{635}Right here. {661}{703}I knew that! {841}{917}Inspector, the race is about to|begin! Where�s our car! {920}{974}Believe me,|I am as concerned as you are! {977}{1109}But I�m sure Fontenoy will be here.|He�s unpredictable, but dependable. {1112}{1144}What? {1173}{1237}Let me check with headquarters|again! {1389}{1437}It will be here! {1440}{1502}You be ready! {1546}{1603}Who�s that? {1606}{1668}That�s Double-X, you dummy! {1695}{1782}Better duck, here comes trouble! {1798}{1837}Hello. {1870}{1904}Hello. {1968}{2095}- Look, about last night...|- I know. Me too. Sorry. {2098}{2172}Not about missing me with that vase,|I hope? {2193}{2314}No. I guess I was a little uptight|last night. Nervous about the race. {2340}{2451}Yeah. Well, I threw a few brickbats|myself. In the wrong direction. {2454}{2548}We didn�t get off to a flying start,|did we? {2551}{2648}Herbie and I|take a little getting used to. {2682}{2822}When you keep including Herbie|you take a lot of getting used to. {2924}{2996}By the way, where is... it? {2999}{3038}- Well, I...|- Douglas. {3061}{3132}Did you misplace your little car? {3146}{3188}Just temporarily. {3191}{3254}You should look under a rock,|you might find it. {3257}{3369}No, not under a rock, Gilbert,|under a gravestone. {3372}{3494}{y:i}Attention, everyone! All drivers|{y:i}bring your machines to the grid! {3497}{3557}{y:i}Five minutes to race time! {3584}{3623}It�s just as well, Douglas. {3626}{3732}You know the saying.|They never come back. {3889}{3929}Well, I�d better go. {3932}{3995}Diane! {3998}{4046}Good luck. {4081}{4135}I think you mean that. {4151}{4282}{y:i}Drivers will please take your|{y:i}positions as quickly as possible! {5712}{5754}Take the brake off! {5757}{5810}The brake is off! {5827}{5919}You know something?|That Lancia�s waiting on Herbie. {5922}{6017}Yeah? Well, so are we!|All we need is her hanging around! {6142}{6163}Listen... {6166}{6234}I hope you had nothing to do with|this! {6237}{6319}- I didn�t but I think I know who did.|- I know, your Herbie! {6322}{6413}Yes, Herbie�s missing,|and your Lancia�s missing him! {6416}{6524}You must think I�m a fool|with this Herbie, Herbie, Herbie! {6527}{6605}Well, I don�t believe in fairy tales|or Herbie or you! {6608}{6652}Jim? {6655}{6706}Pop the hood, will you? {6794}{6877}- What are you doing?|- You want your car started? {6995}{7065}Listen... I know how you feel. {7068}{7138}But you better get over it|right now. {7141}{7229}Forget Herbie.|You know why he isn�t here? {7232}{7285}He�s found somebody else, that�s why. {7288}{7379}And he didn�t have the guts to tell|you, so I�m telling you. {7382}{7468}Oh, yeah. We�re talking|about the same guy, alright. {7471}{7602}Old Herbie.|Old fun-loving, fickle Herbie. {7674}{7799}- Now you see him, now you don�t.|- He�s right, you know. {7802}{7914}So far we�ve had to tell a Fiat,|a Thunderbird and an Austin Healey. {7917}{8017}I know how you feel.|It�s... fun while it lasted. {8020}{8159}But the truth is, you weren�t the|first and you won�t be the last. {8213}{8289}You might as well take off. {8333}{8449}Will somebody help me start my car? {8510}{8573}Let me have a look. {8627}{8685}- Thank you!|- No problem! {8688}{8782}I was beginning to think|everyone was crazy! {8953}{9021}Well, so much for the Lancia! {9024}{9101}Yes. So much for both of �em,|I guess. {9352}{9428}Douglas! Let�s go! Don�t you realise|you�ve got pole position! {9431}{9520}- I also realise we don�t have a car!|- But It�ll be here! {9523}{9629}It had better be, in two minutes,|or you can try again next year! {9887}{9930}{y:i}Ladies and gentlemen! {9933}{10093}{y:i}The first inaugural running of the|{y:i}Trans-France Race is about to begin! {11704}{11749}What�s that? {11752}{11812}It�s an armoured truck. {11849}{11890}That armoured truck is us! {11927}{11955}Excuse me! {11958}{11999}Yes, yes! {12306}{12355}Where�s Herbie? Are you crazy? {12358}{12490}We�re supposed to be in a race|and you�re guarding the crown jewels! {12493}{12546}We didn�t travel 6,000 miles {12549}{12642}to see some French pastry|dressed up like a tin soldier. {12645}{12725}I�ve had it with the French!|The men, the women and... {12743}{12806}Herbie? {12970}{12998}Are we still in it? {13001}{13074}You could be starting and finishing|in last in place! {13077}{13145}No time to lose.|You have things to attend to! {13190}{13267}- Gas! Move it, Wheely!|- Check. Top of my list! {13538}{13591}Fill it up! {13594}{13637}Monsieur Douglas, stop! {13640}{13685}What? What do you mean, stop? {13688}{13759}The tank is full.|I filled it this morning. {13774}{13810}Let�s go! Wheely {14034}{14090}Come on, Herbie,|the race is back there! {14093}{14205}I know. He can�t fool me,|he�s looking for that Lancia! {14224}{14354}Inspector! What I was going to say, sir. {14357}{14451}Suppose there�s a link between|the men who attacked the car {14454}{14515}- and the men who stole the diamond!|- Not now! {14518}{14592}What if they have hidden|the stolen diamond in the car? {14642}{14695}- What?|- If I may suggest... {14698}{14788}we should have our men|search that car immediately. {14841}{14925}- There is no time!|- But it�s still here! {15018}{15152}Yes... but it is obviously|tuning up. Or something. {15212}{15324}Just say the word, and the men and I|will search it bumper to bumper! {15327}{15382}The word is no, Fontenoy! {15385}{15420}No? {15512}{15635}What you don�t seem to understand|is that a thorough search {15638}{15687}would take over an hour. {15690}{15781}An hour�s delay would deprive|Douglas of winning a race {15784}{15875}he has travelled|half way round the globe to enter. {15916}{15939}Sir? {15942}{16012}I admire you for your consideration. {16015}{16113}And I understand now|exactly how you are thinking. {16180}{16226}Sorry, sir. {16314}{16380}Forget the Lancia,|Herbie, she�s gone! {16383}{16447}You heard him right. Gone. Split! {16649}{16697}Yeah, that�s right. {16700}{16796}She took off in that race|like you never existed. {16799}{16883}She wanted me to tell you|it was fun while it lasted {16886}{16965}but when push came to shove|she shoved off. {16968}{17022}That�s just the way women are. {17025}{17170}Might as well face it. You�ve been|deserted.Jilted. Abandoned! {19968}{20099}Too late now. We�ll get it|in Monte Carlo. After the race. {20321}{20421}Inspector!|I think you will be proud of me! {20424}{20483}What now, Fontenoy? {20486}{20556}I have done exactly|what I know you would want. {20599}{20725}Notified Monte Carlo. Their police|will search the car when it arrives. {20900}{20957}I�ll take care of my truck, sir. {23512}{23543}Catch anything? {23605}{23655}I didn�t think so. {23658}{23728}- Which way?|- Right. {23873}{23916}Left! {27354}{27461}Hope they get that trophy to Monaco|in a fast jet, or we�ll beat it. {27464}{27537}Unfortunately someone|put the Alps in our way. {27941}{28077}The way Herbie�s flying, nothing|could stop him, even the Himalayas! {30601}{30694}This road�s not even on the map!|Maybe we should ask directions? {30697}{30779}- From who, a French mountain goat?|- Must be somebody. {31311}{31381}- Maybe I�ll just call from in here!|- Yeah! {31702}{31771}Hey. There�s someone out there! {31835}{31918}No. That�s just me!|I never heard a real echo before! {31997}{32054}Will you sit down, Wheely! {32057}{32120}Just one more, OK? {32275}{32314}Come on, Wheely! {33025}{33077}I got somebody. {33154}{33230}The guys who were after Herbie! {33354}{33412}Get out of the car! {33701}{33773}I�m taking over! I�ll drive! {33928}{33992}If it worked once,|maybe it�ll work again! {34407}{34490}I like your yo-de-lay-hoo! {35449}{35512}Well, we�re back on the beam. {35515}{35580}How many cars you figure|ahead of us? {35583}{35659}Would you believe, all of them? {35701}{35750}Is that a knocking I hear|in the gas tank? {35789}{35849}Not in my gas tank! Never! {35852}{35942}Sound like something|clonking around in there! {35966}{36073}We either listen to the driver|and stop to take the gas tank apart {36076}{36157}or we listen to the mechanic|and try to win! {36160}{36262}I�m listen to the mechanic!|Let�s go, Herbie! {37844}{37889}What�s wrong? {37892}{37971}I don�t know. Oil pressure�s up,|there�s plenty of gas... {37974}{38034}But he�s not getting it. {38435}{38499}I hate to mention this again, but... {38502}{38569}That nonsense|about the gas tank again? {38572}{38668}Alright, let�s get it straight|who the mechanic is here! {38671}{38774}You say it�s the gas tank,|and I say it isn�t! {38777}{38834}You see... It isn�t the gas tank. {38837}{38960}It�s this rock|that was in the gas tank... {38963}{39031}Hold it! {39034}{39111}There�s only one kind of rock|that glistens like that! {39114}{39213}Sure, quartz. There�s millions|of them in any quarry in Philly. {39216}{39357}But not one|that�s worth six million bucks! {39360}{39388}Huh? {39415}{39448}{y:i}L�Etoile de Joie! {39451}{39503}The tall "de" what? {39515}{39554}{y:i}L�Etoile de Joie! {39637}{39765}That�s the biggest hunk|of diamond I ever saw in my life! {39768}{39844}What I don�t understand is how it... {39847}{39934}- The black sedan!|- Huh? Where? {39937}{40010}No, no. They�re the ones|that robbed the museum! {40013}{40108}They weren�t trying to knock us out,|they wanted this out of Herbie! {40111}{40183}Thank you for helping us.|Up with your hands. {40217}{40295}You gave us the slip|for the last time! {40298...
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