00:02:15:Wait, man. 00:02:17:Hey, hey,|hey, hey, hey! 00:02:18:Put the clipboard|down, Serpico. 00:02:19:He's just getting|ready to move that, man. 00:02:21:Oh. Okay, great. 00:02:23:If you could just move it,|that'd be great. 00:02:25:Cool, man, no problem. 00:02:26:Damn, came out|of nowhere. 00:02:29:City make you|wear them shorts? 00:02:31:Yeah, these are regulation--|we have to wear 'em 00:02:34:till December 1. 00:02:35:Between those shorts and|that little-ass truck, 00:02:37:the shit's humiliating, man. 00:02:39:It's a living, right? 00:02:40:Man, I'm glad|I seen you when I did. 00:02:42:I can't afford|another ticket. 00:02:44:Ooh, actually, you know,|it's already been processed. 00:02:50:Whatcha talking about? 00:02:52:Well, this clipboard's|a computer. 00:02:54:You see, once I push "send,"|it goes straight to Albany. 00:02:57:It's in the system. 00:02:58:Well, un-send|it, then. 00:03:00:You can't un-send it;|it's too late. 00:03:01:You're not listening. 00:03:03:Now, I'm telling you,|take my shit 00:03:05:out the system,|meter maid. 00:03:07:Uh, guys, please... 00:03:09:- I have to get going...|- Get going?! 00:03:10:Where the hell|you think you're going? 00:03:12:You slam the door on me? 00:03:14:Hey, boy, get your ass|out of that box! 00:03:16:I'll start kicking|your ass, boy. What... 00:03:18:Hey, where you going? 00:03:21:Get away. 00:03:23:Turtle One to base, 00:03:25:Turtle One to base, come in.|Hello? 00:03:27:Hey, hey, hey! Hey! 00:03:28:Look at him. 00:03:29:- Don't make me use it, man.|- Use it. 00:03:32:Don't hesitate! 00:03:33:Shoot his ass! 00:03:37:Yo, man! 00:03:43:Man, what the|hell happened? 00:03:44:Shit, Lloyd, you hit him. 00:03:46:No, I don't think so. 00:03:48:It must have been|a ricochet. 00:03:50:Hello! 00:03:53:Hello! 00:03:55:Were you hit by a ricochet? 00:03:58:Little ticket man! 00:04:00:Blink twice|if you can hear me! 00:04:02:Man, he ain't hit nowhere. 00:04:05:He's faking, man. 00:04:06:He just fainted. 00:04:08:Aw, man, you okay? 00:04:09:Yes. 00:04:11:I'm sorry, I just... 00:04:12:I get these panic attacks|sometimes, that's all. 00:04:14:Damn! 00:04:16:You can't do this|to me, man. Huh? 00:04:18:I get nervous, you had|my heart going all fast. 00:04:20:- I-I'm sorry, really.|- Yeah. 00:04:22:You know, just... here, let me|pay for your ticket, okay? 00:04:27:Yeah, that's more like it. 00:04:29:Here you go, that's $80--|that should cover it. 00:04:32:I-I mean, 00:04:34:$80 is nice, dude,|it's sweet, but what about 00:04:37:all the mental distress|I just went through? 00:04:40:You got something for that? 00:04:42:Yeah. 00:04:45:What else you got? 00:04:51:{y:i}Could someone explain to me|{y:i}how one 00:04:55:of my parking enforcement agents|manages to lose his badge, 00:04:59:his uniform 00:05:00:and his standard-issue|New Balance sneakers. 00:05:03:What could I do, Sarge? 00:05:05:They took everything. 00:05:06:I'm sorry. 00:05:10:I... I was reading through|my employee benefits, 00:05:14:and it says 00:05:16:I'm entitled to meet|with a government counselor. 00:05:19:I'd like to meet|with a counselor. 00:05:24:You're looking at him. 00:05:26:What do you mean? 00:05:28:I'm the assigned counselor|for District 240. 00:05:31:I figure, hey, why not take|the bump on the paycheck. 00:05:34:Besides, I'm redoing|my kitchen. 00:05:39:Oh, um... 00:05:40:Don't worry. 00:05:41:I took the quiz. 00:05:43:I'm certified. 00:05:48:Well... 00:05:50:I feel very, um, 00:05:52:- alone.|- Uh-huh. 00:05:54:And sometimes I get|these panic attacks where I... 00:05:57:Oh, oh. 00:05:58:Hold that. That's good. 00:06:02:Sweetie. 00:06:03:You wouldn't believe|what I'm doing right now. 00:06:07:I'm counseling. 00:06:08:For real! 00:06:10:Yo, Sarge,|check it out, man. 00:06:11:I heard we got a new|dress code around here. 00:06:14:How do I look? 00:06:15:How do I look?! 00:06:16:You look good!|I like that! 00:06:18:- Come on, come on, Rog, let's...|- Look at this guy! 00:06:22:You are a good dancer, bud! 00:06:25:Yeah! 00:06:26:Where are my pants?|Where's my shoes at? 00:06:49:Hi, Roger. 00:06:50:Hey. 00:06:59:So... so, you guys 00:07:00:gonna play some|tennis or something? 00:07:02:Yeah. 00:07:04:Wow, what gave it away? 00:07:06:You should work|for Homeland Security. 00:07:08:Becky. 00:07:22:So, um... I read that letter|that you posted 00:07:25:to the building manager. 00:07:27:Oh, you did? 00:07:28:Yeah. I thought it was great. 00:07:30:Oh, well, thanks. 00:07:32:I mean, really well written. 00:07:35:Aren't you getting your master's|in English? 00:07:37:Yep, I am. 00:07:39:Wow. Looks like you're|well on your way. 00:07:42:Congrats. 00:07:44:Thanks. 00:07:45:Casanova's really pulling|out all the stops today. 00:07:48:Seriously, where should|I throw my panties? 00:07:50:I'm sorry, Roger. 00:07:51:Becky thinks that any guy|that even talks to a girl 00:07:53:- has to be a stalker.|- I don't. 00:07:55:I just think he is. 00:07:57:Aren't you, Roger? 00:08:00:Uh, excuse me. 00:08:01:Where are you going? 00:08:02:This is the|third floor. 00:08:04:Oh, yeah, I know,|but I was... 00:08:06:I forgot something|upstairs. 00:08:10:You guys have a great day. 00:08:28:Hey, Ian. 00:08:30:Oh, hey, Rog.|How you doing? 00:08:33:I'm okay. 00:08:35:Have you seen Wally around? 00:08:36:We're learning|the backstroke today. 00:08:39:Uh... you know what,|you might come on in. 00:08:41:I want to talk to you|about Wally for a second. 00:08:44:What's wrong? 00:08:46:Nothing. Just...|it'll take a sec. 00:08:57:Is everything okay? 00:09:00:Huh? Uh, yeah, yeah. 00:09:01:He's-he's-he's fine,|he's fine. Uh... 00:09:04:Thing is... 00:09:07:he wants a new|big brother. 00:09:10:What?! 00:09:12:You know, I'm sure|he just wants 00:09:13:to play the field|a little. 00:09:14:You know, see what|else is out there. 00:09:17:You know how kids are. 00:09:20:Wow. 00:09:22:Can I at least|talk to him? 00:09:24:Roger, the kid is nine|years old, all right? 00:09:26:His dad just got shot|in the heart, all right? 00:09:28:Don't you think he's|been through enough? 00:09:32:Okay. Well... 00:09:35:are there any other kids? 00:09:37:No. No, man. 00:09:39:This is the third time|this has happened. 00:09:42:I mean, maybe it's time to|stop chasing rainbows, buddy. 00:09:49:All right. Okay. 00:09:51:- Sorry, man.|- No. 00:09:55:Take it easy. 00:10:00:Oh, sorry. 00:10:03:You have to take|your hand off. 00:10:06:Okay, go. Take it. No.|Take your hand off. 00:10:09:Roger, just stand away|for one second. 00:10:10:Okay, the buzzer... 00:10:12:G-Go now. 00:10:37:Hey, Roger!|Hold up, man. 00:10:42:Listen, I know... 00:10:45:Are you... crying? 00:10:48:I'm sorry. 00:10:50:It's not just Wally, 00:10:51:it's... everything. 00:10:54:- He's crying.|- Mac! 00:10:56:It's all right, man,|it's... it's okay, it's... 00:10:59:Uh, yeah. Shh. 00:11:02:All right, man. 00:11:04:Listen... 00:11:06:Okay. Listen. 00:11:08:Listen, man. 00:11:10:I know this guy,|all right? 00:11:13:And he, uh... 00:11:15:he runs this thing. 00:11:17:I think it'd be|a big help for you. 00:11:19:What do you mean? 00:11:20:What kind of thing? 00:11:22:Look, here, just call|this number, all right? 00:11:25:But you didn't|get it from me. 00:11:27:I don't understand. 00:11:30:Look, Roger, I... 00:11:33:I used to be like...|you, you know? 00:11:36:But look at me now, man. 00:11:38:I run this entire place. 00:11:39:I'm dating two|different Asian chicks. 00:11:43:You want things to change? 00:11:45:Call the number and|follow the instructions. 00:11:48:I got to go. 00:11:54:Call it... or burn it. 00:11:57:Hey, Perkins, what the|fuck did I tell you? 00:12:01:Get inside and|get your pudding. 00:12:05:MAN|Hello. 00:12:07:Hi, I'm calling about... 00:12:08:For new student registration,|please press one. 00:12:12:I-Is this a recording? 00:12:13:Just press it. 00:12:16:Hello? 00:12:17:Just press the damn button,|you asshole. 00:12:20:Uh, I think I have|the wrong number. Sorry. 00:12:32:Hello? 00:12:33:Congratulations, you're|already my worst student. 00:12:36:Who gave you this number? 00:12:37:Uh, I have to go. 00:12:39:Hey, relax. 00:12:40:I'm here to help, okay? 00:12:42:Now, who gave you the number? 00:12:45:His name is Ian Winsky. 00:12:47:Do you always rat out|your friends that quickly? 00:12:48:- That says a lot about you.|- I wasn't ratting out... 00:12:50:Would you not interrupt|me for five seconds? 00:12:52:Open your goddamned ears. 00:12:54:I'm sorry. 00:12:55:We got a new class|starting this Tuesday. 00:12:58:Registration is $5,000,|cash only, 00:13:00:in a plain manila envelope. 00:13:02:Be at the Learning Annex|at 8:00 p.m. 00:13:04:Don't be early, but be on time. 00:13:39:Wait. Wait. 00:13:41:Hold the elevator!|Hold the elev... 00:13:43:Thanks a lot. 00:13:54:You guys going to 402? 00:13:55:Yeah. 00:13:56:Oh, no way!|Me, too! 00:13:58:Name's Walsh.|Nice to meet y... 00:13:59:No talking. 00:14:01:Listen up, 'cause I will not|be repeating this again. 00:14:04:When entering|this building, 00:14:06:you will talk or|speak to no one. 00:14:09:If some asshole wants to talk about his|goddamn French test, 00:14:12:you tell him to fuck|off, understood? 00:14:17:- Understood?|- Yeah. -Yes. 00:14:19:Envelopes. 00:14:28:Manila. 00:14:29:Dr. P specifically|said manila. 00:14:32:This is off-white. 00:14:34:Sorry. 00:14:35:Sorry doesn't|make it manila. 00:14:37:Next time, use|your damn brain. 00:14:43:End of the hall. 00:14:45:What's going on? 00:14:47:I don't know.|Who is this guy? 00:14:48:I hope he's not|our teacher. 00:14:50:Hey, no chitchat! 00:15:07:Oh. Here, sorry. 00:15:09:No, don't be silly--|it's all yours....
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