African animal bookmarks with jokes.pdf

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Q: What time is it
when an elephant
sits on your fence?
Lion
Q: Why did the lion
lose at cards?
Zebra
Giraffe
Q: What did the
traffic light say to
the zebra crossing?
Q: What is a
giraffe‛s favourite
joke?
A: Time to get a new
fence!
A: Because he was
playing with a
cheetah!
Q: How can you tell
if there is an ele-
phant in your bed?
A: Don‛t look now I‛m
changing.
A: A tall story.
Q: What‛s the dif-
ference between a
tiger and a lion ?
Q: What‛s black and
white and noisy?
A: Your nose is
squashed against the
ceiling!
Q: What do you get
when you cross a
giraffe with a
hedgehog ?
A: A tiger has the
mane part missing!
A: A zebra with a
set of drums.
A: A very tall
toothbrush!
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