{839}{880}Went through the crack... {881}{939}Our twelfth edition of|the Psychic Friends Network... {939}{963}Shea Stadium... {1012}{1070}You're watching TV Time... {1071}{1112}the only network|playing lots of old stuff... {1113}{1166}in nothing but black and white. {1201}{1270}Why, it's fun|for the whole family! {1271}{1369}TV Time...|remember, you're soaking in it. {1370}{1431}This Friday on TV Time... {1432}{1508}Take the phone off the hook|and the plastic off the couch. {1509}{1604}That's right,|it's the Pleasantville marathon! {1605}{1721}24 hours chocked full|of pure family values. {1722}{1757}Featuring the warm greeting... {1758}{1795}Honey, I'm home. {1796}{1829}Proper nutrition... {1830}{1855}Do you want some more cookies? {1856}{1930}And, of course, safe sex. {1931}{1976}Why, it's a scrapbook... {1977}{2029}of all your favorite|Pleasantville memories. {2029}{2073}There's|"Trouble At The Barbershop..." {2073}{2122}"Fireman For a Day..." {2123}{2150}"The Big Game..." {2151}{2214}And who could forget|"Bud Gets a Job"? {2215}{2250}So join all your favorites... {2251}{2293}Mary Sue, Bud, George,|and Betty... {2294}{2368}and oh, yes, Mr. Johnson|at the soda shop. {2369}{2398}But wait, there's more! {2399}{2439}If you put|your thinking caps on... {2440}{2512}you could win $1,000 in our|Pleasantville trivia contest... {2513}{2584}plus a free trip to the|Pleasantville of your choice. {2585}{2678}Flash-back|to kinder, gentler times... {2679}{2719}on the Pleasantville marathon... {2720}{2800}this Friday only on... {3331}{3358}I mean, hi. {3359}{3418}Look,|you probably don't think... {3419}{3471}I should be asking you this. {3472}{3519}I mean,|not knowing you well and all. {3549}{3672}L... I mean, I know you.|Everybody knows you. {3673}{3736}I just don't know you...|technically. {3795}{3862}Anyhow... {3863}{3916}I don't know what you're doing|this weekend... {3917}{3976}but my mom's leaving town... {3977}{4061}and she's letting me borrow|the car, so, you know... {4288}{4355}Okey-dokey,|so just give me a call. {4356}{4384}Let me know. {4417}{4470}Bye. {4471}{4523}For those of you going on|to college next year... {4524}{4568}the chance of finding|a good job... {4569}{4658}will actually decrease|by the time you graduate. {4658}{4701}The available number|of entry-level jobs... {4702}{4794}will drop 31%/%|over the next four years. {4795}{4911}Median income for those jobs|will go down as well. {4912}{4988}Obviously, my friends,|it's a competitive world... {4989}{5068}and good grades|are your only ticket through. {5069}{5106}In fact, by the year 2000... {5107}{5184}...chance of contracting HIV|from a non-monogamous life... {5185}{5247}will climb to 1 in 150. {5248}{5352}The odds of dying in an auto|accident are only 1 in 2500. {5353}{5394}Now,|this marks a drastic increase... {5395}{5454}...from 14 years ago|when ozone depletion... {5454}{5498}was at just 10%/%|of its current level. {5499}{5552}By the time|you are 30 years old... {5553}{5623}average global temperature|will have risen 21/2 degrees... {5623}{5676}causing such|catastrophic consequences... {5677}{5787}as typhoons, floods,|widespread drought, and famine. {5788}{5891}OK, who can tell me|what famine is? {6122}{6167}Honey, I'm home. {6241}{6318}Hello, darling.|How was your day? {6319}{6379}Oh, swell.|You know, Mr. Connell says... {6380}{6431}if things keep going|the way they are... {6431}{6491}I might be seeing that promotion|sooner than I thought. {6492}{6550}Oh, darling, that's wonderful. {6551}{6607}I always knew you could do it. {6638}{6728}Hey, pumpkin, what's that smell?|Is that your meat loaf? {6729}{6762}It might be. {6763}{6795}It might be. {6796}{6855}Oh, pumpkin,|you sure know the way... {6856}{6912}to this man's heart. {6913}{6969}No, that was not the deal. {6969}{7048}No, you have custody|first weekend of every month. {7049}{7082}This is the first weekend. {7083}{7146}No. I'm not gonna bail you out. {7147}{7211}I'm going out of town|this weekend. {7212}{7244}La Costa. {7245}{7332}Barry, if I want to have a mud|bath with my new boyfriend... {7333}{7374}that's my business, isn't it? {7375}{7431}Hey, where are those kids? {7432}{7476}Right behind you, Father. {7476}{7534}Right behind you, Father. {7535}{7644}Mother, Father, Bud has|a little surprise for you. {7645}{7675}What's that, Bud? {7676}{7716}First place in the science fair. {7744}{7794}There were|lots of swell projects. {7795}{7842}I guess|mine was just the swellest. {7843}{7879}Darling, that's wonderful... {7880}{7933}except there's|no such word as "swellest." {7934}{8004}Well, gee whiz, Mom,|it wasn't the English fair. {8005}{8064}[Laughter] {8065}{8105}No, that's not the point. {8106}{8194}The point is,|you're supposed to see them. {8195}{8255}Fine. See them another time. {8286}{8320}What's a mother to do? {8321}{8374}What's a mother to do? {8643}{8718}OK, in the very first|Pleasantville episode... {8719}{8759}whose window did Bud break... {8760}{8807}when he was playing|with his father's golf clubs? {8808}{8843}Easy. Mr. Jenkins. {8844}{8903}What job did Mr. Jenkins have? {8933}{8983}Salesman. {8984}{9108}What did they name the cat|they found in the gutter? {9109}{9143}Scout? {9144}{9199}Marmalade. {9200}{9263}All right, all right. {9264}{9309}Here's one. {9310}{9358}Why did their parents|come home early... {9358}{9405}from their weekend at the lake? {9458}{9517}'Cause Bud didn't|answer the phone... {9518}{9561}and they were worried about him. {9562}{9642}Man... you're unbelievable. {9643}{9714}You'll win this thing for sure.|When is it on? {9715}{9824}Marathon starts at 6:30,|contest is tomorrow at noon. {9826}{9926}Thousand bucks, huh?|And it's on all night? {9927}{9981}Of course. That's why|they call it a marathon. {10042}{10115}Oh, my God, he is so pathetic. {10116}{10189}I can't believe|you're related to him. {10190}{10223}Only on my parents' side. {10224}{10279}Yeah, but you guys|are twins and stuff. {10280}{10356}You must be from|the cool side of the uterus. {10357}{10414}Oh, my God, here they come. {10451}{10512}Oh, my God,|just don't do anything. {10513}{10541}What? {10763}{10798}Saw you at the mall yesterday. {10799}{10854}Yeah, I saw you, too. {10855}{10927}So, you gonna watch|the concert on MTV tonight? {10928}{10979}Yeah. You? {11085}{11148}My mom's gonna be out of town. {11203}{11267}- Cool.|- Cool. {11269}{11313}It was so amazing, Daph. {11314}{11376}I was, like,|"My mom's gonna go out of town." {11377}{11437}And he was like,|"Well, maybe we could..." {11437}{11509}And I was, "Yeah, sure."|And he was, "Cool." {11510}{11574}I know. He's so smart. {11575}{11673}I'm thinking about that|red thing I got at the mall. {11674}{11706}It's not slutty. {11743}{11805}It's fun. {11806}{11866}Well, hello,|he's not coming over to study. {11867}{11903}Yeah, I know. {11904}{11999}Well, sometimes|I'm jealous of you, too. {12000}{12081}He's not homeless, Howard.|They don't say where he lives. {12127}{12171}Well, it's a silly question. {12205}{12269}Because nobody's homeless|in Pleasantville. {12322}{12366}'Cause that's|just not what it's like. {12461}{12508}Look, Howard, it's almost 6:30. {12509}{12555}I gotta go. {13221}{13262}- What are you doing?|- What are you doing? {13263}{13351}Cut it out, David. Mark Davis|is gonna be here in minutes. {13352}{13423}Great. The Pleasantville|marathon starts at 6:30. {13424}{13494}I don't believe this!|He's gonna be here! {13495}{13539}You can watch it upstairs. {13540}{13594}Upstairs?! {13595}{13644}It doesn't have any stereo! {13744}{13799}Oh, my God. {13800}{13838}Oh, my God! {13839}{13915}David, stop stressing.|You can turn it on normally. {13916}{13991}No, I can't. It's a new TV, Jen. {13992}{14054}It doesn't work|without a remote. {14055}{14092}Oh, my God, he's here! {14285}{14334}TV repair. {14336}{14368}TV repair? {14368}{14403}Yeah. TV busted? {14439}{14493}Well, here I am. {14630}{14719}Holy cow, look at that. {14720}{14766}Had a little disaster,|didn't you, fella? {14767}{14799}Well, yeah, sort of. {14800}{14855}Well, we'll get you fixed up|in no time. {14913}{14954}I know how|I'd feel if mine went out. {14955}{15044}Almost like losing a friend. {15045}{15130}You know,|we didn't call any TV repair. {15132}{15206}That makes it a lucky day|for both of us, doesn't it? {15207}{15254}Do you think|you could do this soon? {15255}{15309}- It's almost 6:30.|- What's the hurry? {15310}{15372}Pleasantville marathon|starts at 6:30. {15436}{15507}Pleasantville?|Gosh, I love that show. {15508}{15542}Watched it for years. {15543}{15611}That's not the reason.|I've got a date at 6:30. {15612}{15672}Who did Muffin take|to the masquerade ball... {15672}{15719}when her date came down|with the measles? {15720}{15796}- Her father.|- That's right. {15797}{15867}- And how'd she dress him?|- As Prince Charming. {15868}{15951}Nice. Remember the one|where Bud lost his cousin... {15952}{16031}when he was supposed|to be watching him? {16031}{16074}What department store|did they go to? {16075}{16134}- McIntyre?s.|- McGinty's. {16135}{16202}No. McIntyre?s. Remember? {16203}{16267}For the very best|in men's attire {16268}{16341}Head right down to McIntyre?s {16415}{16452}That's right. {16522}{16553}Listen... {16615}{16694}Why don't you take|this remote instead? {16695}{16736}It's got a little more|oomph in it. {16737}{16772}Oomph? {16772}{16847}Sure.|Big beautiful set like that? {16848}{16919}You want something that'll|put you right in the show. {17046}{17094}It's great. We'll take it. {17155}{17200}Thank you. {17201}{17269}Well, I better get going. {17270}{17304}Your show's almost on... {17305}{17369}and it's almost ti...
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