{1}{1}23.976 {12}{79}For those of you who were|too lazy to tune in last week, {80}{135}this is what you missed|on <i>Shameless...</i> {136}{164}Thanks, Tim. {165}{214}Stay down. {215}{253}How long was that? {254}{285}Not long enough. {286}{332}City pools are filled|with city kids. {332}{377}You need at least 90 seconds. {378}{449}Cancer's opening up|a whole wonderful world for you. {450}{495}I was able to pull some strings {496}{548}and get you|these special cancer pills. {548}{610}- Will they cure my cancer?|- Depends on your attitude. {611}{650}I just got|my one-year chip {651}{683}from Sex Addicts Anonymous. {684}{726}- I'll go slow.|- Not gonna happen. {727}{796}Jody only wants to cuddle|and do it like missionaries. {796}{848}It's boring. {848}{905}If I kick it up a notch,|there's no stopping me. {906}{940}It's an addiction. {940}{984}I think everyone at work,|other than me, {984}{1018}is blowing the manager. {1019}{1049}Princess, I got it.|Go take your break. {1050}{1082}It's a not a break, break. {1083}{1120}It's a "Bobby" break. {1120}{1150}They're all gonna realize|I'm not carrying {1151}{1204}my share of the load,|literally. {1204}{1269}Gotta save your sperm|for baby-making. {1270}{1312}This was|a baby-making session? {1312}{1344}Hoping so. {1344}{1382}Daddy, it's Molly. {1383}{1448}Mommy died.|Please come. {1448}{1479}Who the fuck's Molly? {1480}{1509}She's my half-sister. {1510}{1541}That's just my girl penis. {1542}{1617}Looks exactly like a boy penis. {1618}{1649}Am I coming home with you? {1650}{1681}You don't need|to be playing house {1682}{1714}with Mandy Milkovich. {1715}{1751}Doing shit like this|signals something {1752}{1793}to a girl like Mandy. {1794}{1868}Sure you know what kind|of signals you're sending? {1869}{1969}Hey, Fiona, Ian,|you met my father. {1970}{2009}Who the fuck are you? {2010}{2039}It's Jimmy's dad. {2040}{2077}Were you trying to screw Lip? {2078}{2112}Ian. {2113}{2197}I would like to report|a negligent situation. {2198}{2284}Six kids living in squalor. {2285}{2321}No parental supervision. {2322}{2360}They're all criminals. {2361}{2411}That is an all-time low. {2456}{2555}Sync and corrections by n17t01|www.addic7ed.com {2750}{2832}d Think of all the luck|you got d {2832}{2903}d know that|it's not for naught d {2904}{2982}d You were beaming|once before d {2983}{3083}d but it's not like that|anymore d {3084}{3163}d What is this downside d {3164}{3246}d that you speak of? d {3247}{3299}d What is this feeling d {3300}{3410}d you're so sure of? d {3577}{3652}d Round up the friends|you got d {3653}{3729}d know that|they're not for naught d {3730}{3808}d You were willing|once before d {3809}{3909}d but it's not like that|anymore d {3910}{3990}d What is this downside d {3991}{4079}d that you speak of? d {4080}{4126}d What is this feeling d {4127}{4213}d you're so sure of? d {4477}{4537}Fuck you, Gallagher. {4583}{4616}d Lord have mercy,|Lord have mercy d {4617}{4659}d Lord have mercy d {4660}{4741}d Lord have mercy,|Lord have mercy d {4742}{4814}Ahh. {4853}{4900}Dude, little man in the canoe. {4901}{4954}I'm sorry, but my game is off. {4955}{4988}How does a tongue|forget how to lick? {4989}{5026}It's the whole {5027}{5081}"my dad is gay|for your brother" thing. {5082}{5116}It's like on a film loop|in my brain. {5117}{5146}Ian's cock,|my dad's mouth-- {5147}{5193}in, out, in, out. {5194}{5242}It's just sex.|He's still the same person. {5243}{5274}But is he? {5275}{5299}Because I'm rethinking|everything {5300}{5336}I even thought about him. {5337}{5377}Like in high school|when my friends came over, {5378}{5413}was he checking out|their asses? {5414}{5455}Or that guy,|Uncle Rick-- {5456}{5501}his racquetball partner|with the feathered hair? {5502}{5541}- Uh-huh.|- Do not leave. {5542}{5583}Too hot in here anyway. {5584}{5616}Sheets are sticking to my back. {5617}{5646}And I gotta go to work. {5647}{5683}Be happy you have a real dad, {5684}{5721}not some thieving|alcoholic deadbeat {5722}{5771}who's puking|into the silverware drawer. {5927}{5984}I-- {5985}{6024}Doin' some work on|the sewer main in a couple days, {6025}{6056}just wanted to warn ya. {6057}{6096}Warn us what? {6097}{6129}The water's gonna|be shut off for the day. {6130}{6190}Oh, thanks. {6662}{6731}Honey?|What is that for? {6732}{6793}Sex swing. {6794}{6847}Trying to see if it can bear|both of us at once. {6848}{6976}If not, I can get us|a four-post freestander. {6977}{7040}Oh, God. {7041}{7080}What--|is this-- {7081}{7113}- aren't we--?|- It's fine. {7114}{7151}It's just with all the, um, {7152}{7184}shipments and everything. {7185}{7235}And just--|it's totally fine. {7236}{7287}It's just-- {7288}{7374}I'm just not used to being,|um, submissive. {7375}{7414}You can be the dom tomorrow. {7415}{7440}Okay. Oh, that's fine. {7441}{7519}It's good for us to grow... {7520}{7585}as people. {7705}{7757}Shower's free.|Who's next? {8091}{8131}Hey! {8132}{8172}She's not even related to us. {8173}{8225}Go pee downstairs.|Go. {8271}{8331}How long do you plan|on keeping Molly around? {8332}{8387}Till we find someone|to take him in. {8388}{8429}- Are you looking?|- Yeah. {8430}{8479}Good. Might as well|tell him he's a he, {8480}{8579}while you're at it. {8740}{8786}Mm, what--|what time is it? {8787}{8817}- Sex o'clock.|- Hey! {8818}{8849}Quick, before Carl gets back. {8850}{8898}- Yeah, no, I can't--|- I'm sleeping. {8899}{8986}I got to, uh-- I gotta|help Carl set up for day care. {8987}{9017}I thought|that was Debbie's job. {9018}{9048}Yeah, no, it is. {9049}{9075}She's just going|to the pool today, {9076}{9130}so I promised I'd supervise. {9131}{9180}Still sleeping. {9212}{9244}What are your plans|for the day? {9245}{9274}Actually me and Kev are taking {9275}{9305}the ice cream truck to Indiana, {9306}{9338}going on a fireworks run. {9339}{9374}Can we come? {9375}{9414}Uh, no, we won't all fit|on the way back. {9415}{9449}You know, stash is probably|gonna take up, {9450}{9485}like, half the truck, so-- {9486}{9518}Can you do it tomorrow? {9519}{9556}I really want us|to take Molly to the beach {9557}{9596}before the weekend|meatheads descend. {9597}{9641}Jesus. {9642}{9691}Other people exist, maybe? {9718}{9751}No, I gotta get down there {9752}{9824}before the Roman candles|sell out. {9868}{9938}Hey, did you find any, uh,|Molly relatives? {9939}{9994}Tracked down a second cousin|in the Navy on Facebook. {9995}{10026}Did you post on his wall? {10027}{10071}Status says he's on sea duty. {10072}{10105}I'll do it when he gets back. {10106}{10160}I mean, um, when's that? {10161}{10226}Didn't say. {10227}{10315}Okay. {10316}{10367}Look, cage the ferret, okay? {10368}{10455}Day care parents|don't appreciate morning muff. {10580}{10625}Here you go. Good doggy. {10671}{10765}100.|100 seconds! {10766}{10832}Jimmy, I can't do breakfast,|set up for day care, {10833}{10903}and practice holding my breath|all at the same time. {10904}{10955}Oh, it's still broken. {10956}{10994}It's a finger, not your neck. {10995}{11056}Carl, can you set up|for day care? {11057}{11110}I need to get to the pool|at exactly 9:00 AM. {11111}{11164}- It's opening day.|- I'm feeding Liam. {11165}{11199}I can help. {11200}{11248}Thanks, Molly. {11249}{11306}Okay, wipe down the exersaucers|and teething toys, {11307}{11380}then check the nap-pads|for head-lice and boogers. {11381}{11419}That's a really pretty dress. {11420}{11465}It hides my girl penis. {11466}{11540}Mom said it's impolite|to show off my bulge. {11575}{11637}More coffee? {11638}{11701}Lip, Ian, come down here a sec! {11750}{11862}Okay, listen up, Gallaghers|and Milkoviches. {11863}{11917}They're digging up|the sewer main in a few days {11918}{11952}and shutting the water off, {11953}{12025}so we need to do laundry|and dishes beforehand. {12026}{12061}What about toilets? {12062}{12114}I guess we just|won't flush that day. {12115}{12154}Well, we could fill up buckets. {12155}{12224}Gross. {12225}{12261}He crippled or something? {12262}{12304}So helpful. {12305}{12339}Must be nice having a spouse. {12340}{12380}Wait, they're digging up|the lawn? {12381}{12413}Yeah. {12414}{12500}What about Aunt Ginger? {12501}{12568}Incoming. {12641}{12692}Okay. {12693}{12738}I'll be back for dinner.|Buck up, kiddo. {12739}{12816}No biggie,|just my universe falling apart. {12817}{12852}Hey, there, fella. {12853}{12892}Ooh. {12893}{12975}Let's go take the Browns|to the Super Bowl, huh? {13259}{13290}Jesus! {13291}{13348}Guess who came by today.|The city. {13349}{13402}They're digging up the yard|to work on the sewer line. {13403}{13469}You need to find Aunt Ginger|before they do. {13470}{13507}Who? {13508}{13556}The dead relative|whose social security checks {13557}{13594}you've been cashing. {13595}{13685}You buried her, you unbury her. {13686}{13744}- Hand.|- Come on, Debs. {13745}{13794}Bye, Frank. {14200}{14233}d I don't care d {14234}{14348}d if I ever see|the light of day d {14511}{14546}You're not trying|to look at my dick, are you? {14547}{14582}No, no, I'm not. {14583}{14606}I'm not even|thinking about your dick... {14607}{14641}in my dad's mouth. {14642}{14696}- I'm not.|- Good, then don't. {14696}{14738}Yep. Not. {14739}{14789}Ian's dick|was in your dad's mouth? {14790}{14830}It's a figure of speech. {14831}{14930}It's like saying,|"none of your business. {14931}{14980}Your dick's|in my dad's mouth, man." {14980}{15024}Who says that? {15025}{15060}Gay dudes. {15060}{15114}- Is Ian gay?|- No, no. {15115}{15154}It was euphemistic. {15155}{15204}Is that what gay people|like to do? {15205}{15248}Jesus. Forget it.|I'm-- okay. {15249}...
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