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Slayer’s Guide

Female Gamers

Web Enhancement

James Desborough

Circuit Slapper

A slapper, tart, scrubber, loose woman, whore, filthy

jezebel, tramp, slut, whatever you feel the need to

call them. Since time immemorial men have had nice

things, women have wanted nice things and women

have had other nice things men have wanted to at

least roll on for a while. Most of them warm,

smooth, rounded and, well, you get the picture.

anyone for almost anything, from free entry to a

convention to +1 vorpal pantyhose .

Hit Die

Requirements

Gender: Female.

Base Attack Bonus: +3 (no pimps to look after you

when you are this small-time).

Charisma: In positive figures (Looks are not as

important as enthusiasm).

Alignment: Chaotic neutral, neutral or evil.

Other: Shameless.

The circuit slapper does not sell herself for fame,

wealth or fortune in the real world, instead she

brings the oldest profession to new depths by selling

herself for the non-real wealth, fame and fortune of

fictional worlds.

Class Skills

Animal Empathy (you never know), Appraise,

Escape Artist (handcuffs can be hard), Gather

Most especially seen in the live-action environment

the circuit slapper will give her body up to almost

Circuit Slapper

Class

Base

Fort

Ref

Will

Level

AttackSave

Save

Special

1 st

Seduce 1

2 nd

Cause Dissent 1

3 rd

Seduce 2

4 th

Cause Dissent 2

5 th

Just A Fling 1

6 th

Seduce 3

7 th

Cause Dissent 3

8 th

Just A Fling 2

9 th

Seduce 4, Cause Dissent 4

10 th

Just a Fling 3

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Information, Innuendo, Profession (the oldest), Sense

Motive.

make them her slave (or willing love-monkey) until

further notice, this also applies equally well to Non

Player Characters. At any point they can trade in

their current love-monkey for a new one by using

Just a Fling. This negates the slavery effect and,

with a successful check, transfers it to the new target

making them their new slave.

Class Features

The following are all aspects of the circuit slapper

prestige class.

Weapon and Armour Proficiency

Slappers are proficient with all small and improvised

weapons. Yes, that means what it implies. Only

those slappers who style themselves after

dominatrixes gain the light armour proficiency.

Oblivious Fat Lass

Super sized, maxed out chunky divas of destruction,

the oblivious fat lass is almost omnipresent at

conventions and other gamer gatherings of a certain

size. Resplendent in her gorgeous and horribly

expensive outfit designed for someone three or four

sizes smaller, she thrives because gamers are so

starved of female attention that even aging flabby

mutton ready for a short trip to the rendering plant

will be treated as newborn lamb in their company.

Seduce

The Seduce ability can be used a number of times

per day equal to the seduce level of the circuit

slapper. This is a n opposed roll based on 1d20 +

character level, opposed by 1d20+ character level.

Charisma and resistances do not come into it at all as

even the ugliest circuit slapper can force herself onto

someone however unwilling they are and drive them

into guilt or blackmail frenzy. If successful the

slapper can steal up to half of the targets personally

carried treasure, not including items.

Some oblivious fat lasses are born that way, others

used to be svelte and ‘ grew into’ the role without

becoming aware of their increasing bulk in spite of

eating all the pies.

Hit Die

d10

Cause Dissent

If the slapper has used Seduce on more than one

member of the party during the same adventure, they

may Cause Dissent. This causes the involved parties

to fight each other angrily until they beat eachother

to unconsciousness, at which point the slapper may

completely loot the losers of their possessions

wihout hindrance.

Requirements

Gender: Female.

Strength: 13+ (To move the bulk around).

Constitution: 13+.

Wisdom: Less than 10 (To be oblivious enough).

Other: Heavyset physique. No, really. Not a rake

like woman saying ‘ Oh my god, I’m so fat’ while

atoms split into quanta as they wash into her ribcage

but a genuine, honest to goodness, chunky biffa of

epic proportions.

Just A Fling

By making a successful Seduce check against

another party member, the slapper can effectively

Oblivious Fat Lass

Class

Base

Fort

Ref

Will

Level

Attack

Save

Special

1 st

Chubby Charge, Inappropriate Clothing, Blubber.

2 nd

Oblivious 1

3 rd

Oblivious 2

4 th

Oblivious 3

5 th

Oblivious 4

6 th

Oblivious 5

7 th

Oblivious 6

8 th

Oblivious 7

9 th

Oblivious 8

10 th

Oblivious 9

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Class Skills

Intimidate, Profession (Cook), Sense Motive.

Blubber

The fat lass is protected by a tough layer of fat cells

at least an inch thick directly under the epidermis.

This protective layer, along with the sweat and

grease congealing on the elephantine surface of the

skin, as well as encrustation from previous meals and

those trampled underfoot gives the fat lass a Damage

Reduction of 2/- from all physical attacks.

Class Features

The following are the special techniques and

abilities available to the oblivious fat lass, strange

and terrible as they are.

Weapon and Armour Proficiency

Oblivious fat lasses gain no additional weapon or

armour proficiencies.

Oblivious

Fat lasses are not only oblivious to their own bulk

and those they trample underfoot, they can be

oblivious to almost anything.

Chubby Charge

With an ear-splitting battle cry and a rumble of the

ground that will make denizens of California throw

themselves to the floor in fear that the big one has

actually hit, the fat lass charges, jowls swinging like

turkey wattles in time with the pumping logga-legs.

Unable to lower their chin more than five or ten

degrees they cannot see what is in front of them and

so never flinch, crushing whatever is in front of them

underfoot with the screaming and bursting and the

general effect of squeezing a toothpaste tube in the

middle.

The level in Oblivious is the number of times per

session the fat lass can completely ignore something

and be unaffected by it. This can be a spell, a charm,

a combat strike, a trap, or anything else, even a

collapsing causeway.

Zeenar, Warrior

Dyke

The warrior dyke does not try to fit in with the male

gamer group in any way but rather to outdo them at

every turn and to scare them into submission. Not

interested in their pandering attempts to get into her

knickers or win so much as a smile, she tramples on

male and female egos alike in her pursuit of total

superiority.

The fat lass moves her full movement allowance in a

line straight forwards, any creature of equal or

smaller size struck by the charge is shoved to the

side and takes 1d4 hit points damage for every level

in the prestige class that the fat lass has accrued.

‘Women are superior! They are the Master Race!

Exterminate! Exterminate! Exterminate!’

Inappropriate Clothing

Fat lasses cannot wear conventionally designed armour.

Being made of material that does not have much give

in it, armour cannot cope with the fat lasses constantly

changing waistline and the immense structural stresses

that entails. However, by wearing skimpy outfits

designed for someone of a much smaller size and much

slighter physique the fat lass can make herself so

horribly disgusting to look at that her Armour Class

actually increases. Her Armour Class should be

increased by one for each level in the prestige class

the fat lass has attained, so long as she has access to

skimpy clothing. This additional armour bonus only

applies against intelligent and non-corpulent,

monsters.

Hit Die

d12

Requirements

Gender: Female (Lesbian)

Strength/Constitution/Dexterity: 13+

Basic Attack Bonus: +6

Other: Unfocussed anger lashing out at a world

perceived to be dominated by the masculine gender.

Penis envy.

Class Skills

As per fighter.

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Class Features

The following are all the class features of the warrior

dyke prestige class.

rendered helpless, doing nothing but rolling on the

floor, clutching the injured area and sobbing for

mummy

Confuse

While being hateful creatures, the warrior dykes are

usually skimpily dressed and have features

considered to be attractive to the average male when

not twisted into a vicious mask of hatred. This can

cause fantastic levels of complete confusion in

males. A number of times per day equal to her

Confuse level, the warrior dyke’s sexuality and

appearance can be focussed to stun any intelligent

humanoid male combatant for one full combat turn,

denying them any actions as they scratch their heads

and go…

Weapon And Armour Proficiencies

The warrior dyke is proficient in all weapons and

armour types. Especially sharp pointy ones useful for

‘Bobbeting’.

Racial Enemy

Upon taking a level in this prestige class, the warrior

dyke can choose from one of two racial enemies against

whom they gain bonuses to attack and damage rolls.

They may choose from either . . .

Worthless Servants of the Phallocentric Oligarchy

(men).

‘She can’t be gay, she’s sexy.’

Or . . .

Dedication

To my mother and to my wife without whom I would

not be here today to pour scorn upon their gender.

Betrayers to The Sisterhood, Servants of the

Misogynist Empire (straight women).

They get +1 bonus at levels 1-3, +2 at levels 4-6, +3 at

levels 7-9 and +4 at level 10.

To every ex I have ever had for giving me the

bitterness and dry sarcastic sense of humour required

to write this book.

Dirty Blow

A number of times per day equal to their warrior

dyke level they may attack their racial enemy with a

dirty blow, either a blow to the family jewels or some

manner of nipple cripple. This attack is treated as an

automatic critical if it hits and the victim must make

a Fortitude save (DC 25 + damage dealt for nipple

cripple (30 if wearing a nipple ring), DC 50 +

damage dealt for attack to the family jewels) or be

God bless you ladies, you are an inspiration.

Warrior Dyke

Class

Base

Fort

Ref

Will

Level

Attack

Save

Special

1 st

Racial Enemy, Dirty Blow

2 nd

Confuse 1

3 rd

4 th

Confuse 2

5 th

6 th

Confuse 3

7 th

8 th

Confuse 4

9 th

+10

10 th

+11

Confuse 5

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