{1}{72}movie info: XVID 576x432 23.976fps 233.9 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {132}{192}OH! HELLO THERE,|FRIGHT FANS. {193}{252}I'VE JUST BEEN|SITTING HERE, {252}{324}WAITING FOR MY BLOOD|PACK TO HARDEN. {325}{396}MY COSMETOLOGIST|SAID I WAS STARTING {397}{432}TO LOOK|A LITTLE LIFELESS. {504}{552}MUCH BETTER, EH? {553}{600}WHICH REMINDS ME... {600}{678}TONIGHT'S POISON PARABLE|IS ABOUT A COUPLE {679}{756}WHO TAKE THEIR APPEARANCE|VERY SERIOUSLY. {757}{792}NEEDLESS TO SAY, {792}{888}THEY'RE GOING TO END UP|TRYING TO SAVE FACE. {889}{912}I CALL THIS ONE {924}{1032}JUDY, YOU'RE NOT|YOURSELF TODAY. {4014}{4074}Man, British accent:|DIE, CRETIN. {4098}{4134}Woman: BREAKFAST|IS SERVED. {4206}{4229}DONALD, MY DARLING, {4230}{4290}WHO THE DEVIL ARE|YOU TALKING TO? {4374}{4442}UH, NO ONE, DEAR.|IT'S NO ONE AT ALL. {4443}{4478}OH, DONALD. {4478}{4562}SOMETIMES, I SWEAR,|YOU'RE SUCH AN ODD DUCK. {4563}{4670}PERHAPS.|PERHAPS I AM. {4682}{4718}WILL YOU TELL ME|THAT YOU STILL|LOVE ME, DARLING? {4840}{4912}WHO THE DEVIL CAN THAT BE|AT THIS UNGODLY HOUR? {4912}{4948}"WHO" IS RIGHT. {4960}{4960}"WHO" IS RIGHT. {5094}{5152}DONALD,|THERE APPEARS TO BE {5152}{5212}SOME SORT|OF SOLICITOR|AT THE DOOR. {5224}{5260}ON A FUCKIN'|SATURDAY MORNING? {5272}{5296}DONALD, PLEASE! {5344}{5388}IS ALL THIS|REALLY NECESSARY? {5388}{5436}LE BREAKFAST|EST SERVI! {5472}{5501}DONALD? {5502}{5528}BIG GUN. {5529}{5566}DONALD! {5624}{5660}WHAT? {5660}{5696}GOOD MORNING, SIR.|I'M FROM THE GUN|ELIMINATION {5697}{5720}LEGISLATION|ACTIVISTS {5732}{5791}FOR TOTAL|INTERNATIONAL|NEUTRALITY. {5792}{5850}YOU WANT TO RUN|THAT MOUTHFUL BY ME {5862}{5886}ONE MORE TIME, PAL? {5932}{5944}GOOD MORNING, SIR. {5956}{6012}NO. JUST THE NAME. {6042}{6125}GUN ELIMINATION|LEGISLATION {6126}{6208}ACTIVISTS FOR TOTAL|INTERNATIONAL|NEUTRALITY. {6209}{6242}G. E. L. A. T. I. N. {6242}{6290}YOU'RE FROM SOMETHING|CALLED G. E. L. A. T. I. N.? {6302}{6325}UH, PLEASE FORGIVE|MY HUSBAND. {6326}{6386}HONEY, THIS IS THE MAN|FROM G. E. L. A. T. I. N. {6386}{6423}HI. {6424}{6484}ACTUALLY, THERE'S|AN "F" IN THERE|SOMEPLACE. {6496}{6514}OR MAYBE THERE'S-|THERE'S NOT. {6514}{6564}SOMETIMES HE JUST|GETS CARRIED AWAY! {6565}{6586}CARRIED AWAY?|YOU KNOW, {6586}{6624}THIS IS WHY|I GO DOOR TO DOOR. {6636}{6679}QUIT YOUR BLUBBERING,|YOU BIG BABY! {6680}{6722}IT WASN'T EVEN|LOADED. SEE? {6722}{6761}AAH! DAMN IT, DONALD! {6762}{6800}YOU COULD HAVE|SHOT HER. {6800}{6832}OH, WAKE UP, PAL! {6832}{6865}A MAN HAS GOT|A CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT {6866}{6898}TO HUNT WITH THE WEAPON|OF HIS CHOICE. {6899}{6922}THAT'S ENOUGH! {6922}{6958}I AM SURE THAT|THIS FINE YOUNG MAN {6958}{7006}HAS HEARD ABSOLUTELY|ALL THE NRA RHETORIC {7007}{7030}HE WISHES|TO HEAR TODAY. {7042}{7070}THAT'S RIGHT, LADY.|I'VE HEARD IT ALL. {7071}{7098}WELL, WHERE WERE YOU|DURING VIETNAM? {7099}{7144}I WAS 6 YEARS OLD! {7145}{7188}YEAH, LIKELY EXCUSE. {7246}{7300}THAT'S WHAT I HATE|ABOUT GELATIN. {7300}{7354}IT'S ALWAYS FULL|OF NUTS AND FRUITS. {7354}{7425}DONALD?|LOOK AT ME. {7426}{7508}YOU SEE THESE?|THESE ARE WRINKLES, {7508}{7590}AND THEY ARE|CAUSED BY STRESS. {7602}{7650}AND DO YOU KNOW|WHAT CAUSES STRESS? {7662}{7662}AND DO YOU KNOW|WHAT CAUSES STRESS? {7698}{7794}HAVING YOUR HUSBAND|POINT A GUN|AT YOUR HEAD. {7794}{7865}THAT IS WHAT|CAUSES STRESS. {7866}{7962}JUDY, YOU'RE|NOT YOURSELF TODAY. {7974}{8016}SNAP OUT OF IT. {8016}{8057}SNAP OUT OF IT? {8058}{8106}THAT'S YOUR ANSWER|TO EVERYTHING THESE DAYS, {8106}{8130}SNAP OUT OF IT. {8142}{8190}WELL, I HAVE|NO TIME TO ARGUE. {8190}{8237}I'M ALREADY LATE|FOR THE GUN CLUB. {8238}{8310}DON'T THINK ABOUT LIGHTING|A CIGARETTE IN THIS HOUSE. {8322}{8368}JUDY, WHY? {8369}{8419}BECAUSE. {8419}{8468}BECAUSE WHY? {8468}{8558}BECAUSE THE SMOKE|DULLS MY HAIR,|THAT'S WHY. {8580}{8615}"DON'T SMOKE CIGARETTES. {8616}{8652}DON'T POINT GUNS|AT MY HEAD." {8652}{8675}YOU KNOW,|MY GOD, JUDY! {8676}{8699}YOU WERE STANDING|RIGHT THERE, {8700}{8736}AND I STILL DON'T|THINK YOU GET IT. {8736}{8778}YOU CAN'T LET|THE WHOLE WORLD {8779}{8819}INTO YOUR|LIVING ROOM ANYMORE. {8820}{8868}YOU CAN'T EVEN|OPEN A FUCKIN'|DOOR ANYMORE! {8868}{8916}AND IF YOU DO,|I'M TELLING YOU, {8916}{8936}YOU'D BETTER|BE READY. {8937}{9015}THIS... {9016}{9166}THIS, MY DEAR,|IS BEING READY. {9166}{9208}Donald. {9208}{9208}Donald. {9256}{9340}You are so attractive|when you're angry. {9412}{9460}WELL... {9556}{9603}WELL. {9604}{9663}I'M OFF NOW. {9664}{9712}LOCK THE DOOR|BEHIND ME.|CHEERIO. {9712}{9768}TA-TA! {9966}{10026}OUT, OUT,|DAMN SPOTS. {10027}{10050}MM-HMM. {10206}{10266}OH, NO. NOT AGAIN! {10338}{10390}YES? {10390}{10474}HI. I'M FROM|AVATAR COSMETICS. {10475}{10499}WE SPOKE. {10500}{10529}Judy: WE DID? {10530}{10558}ON THE PHONE. {10604}{10638}THIS IS, UH... {10646}{10646}THIS IS, UH... {10724}{10770}300 CHATSWORTH? {10800}{10823}WELL, YES, IT IS, {10824}{10875}BUT I'M AFRAID|I HAVE NEVER HEARD {10876}{10926}OF AVATAR COSMETICS,|MY GOOD WOMAN. {10972}{11008}OH. {11056}{11080}I SEE. {11142}{11178}SHOULD I HAVE? {11186}{11186}SHOULD I HAVE? {11312}{11360}HOW LONG HAVE YOU|HAD THAT, UH, {11361}{11406}PROBLEM|WITH YOUR PORES? {11452}{11488}UH, I DON'T KNOW. {11489}{11518}PITY. {11562}{11598}WELL, I'M SORRY|I DISTURBED YOU. {11598}{11634}WELL, WAIT A MINUTE. {11646}{11694}WHAT IF I WAS INTERESTED|IN PURCHASING {11694}{11734}ONE OF YOUR PRODUCTS? {11735}{11774}SAY, FOR MY PORES? {11774}{11902}IT'S NOT POSSIBLE.|WE HAVE A VERY|SELECT CLIENTELE. {11902}{11944}WELL, I COULD|PAY YOU IN CASH, {11945}{11986}AND THEN NO ONE ELSE|WOULD KNOW. {12058}{12082}WHEN IS YOUR HUSBAND|DUE BACK? {12082}{12105}HMM? {12106}{12153}WELL... HA HA HA! {12154}{12190}SURELY A GOOD-LOOKING|WOMAN LIKE YOU {12190}{12250}HAS A HANDSOME HUSBAND. {12262}{12321}I DO, AS A MATTER|OF FACT-DONALD. {12322}{12370}AND HE WON'T BE HOME|FOR HOURS AND HOURS. {12382}{12394}PLENTY OF TIME|FOR A LOVELY {12406}{12442}LITTLE CHAT|FOR US, NO? {12556}{12622}THAT'S VERY UNUSUAL|JEWELRY YOU'RE WEARING. {12690}{12726}IS IT BOLOGET? {12758}{12806}NO, IT'S JUNK. {12806}{12948}NO! I ESPECIALLY LIKE|THAT SPARKLY ONE. {12948}{12980}OH, YES. {12980}{13070}WOMEN WITH TASTE|USUALLY DO. {13071}{13139}THANK YOU. {13140}{13172}IT'S VERY BEAUTIFUL. {13196}{13242}HERE. {13306}{13339}TRY IT ON. {13340}{13384}YOU DON'T MIND? {13396}{13443}NO. GO AHEAD. {13444}{13480}IT DOES NOTHING|FOR AN OLD BAG LIKE ME. {13732}{13786}YOU KNOW,|AS I SAID BEFORE, {13786}{13840}YOU REALLY ARE|QUITE BEAUTIFUL. {13840}{13884}THANK YOU. {13992}{14064}GOT A GREAT ASS, HONEY. {14088}{14226}I'LL LIKE IT EVEN BETTER|WHEN IT'S MINE! {14294}{14330}OH! {14342}{14366}AAH! {14776}{14810}JUDY? {14966}{15002}JUDY? {15516}{15551}AAH! {15552}{15580}JESUS! {15581}{15608}HELP ME. {15608}{15654}EW! {15654}{15678}WHERE'S MY WIFE? {15690}{15750}DONALD, DON'T!|IT'S ME. IT'S JUDY. {15751}{15786}NOT EVEN CLOSE. {15786}{15826}NOW, WHERE|THE FUCK IS MY WIFE? {15826}{15873}I AM YOUR WIFE. {15874}{15958}WE WERE MARRIED|JULY 12, 1979. {15970}{15982}OH, YEAH?|WHAT CHURCH? {15994}{16017}FAITH CALVARY. {16018}{16042}YEAH, WELL,|WHAT WAS THE NAME|OF THE MINISTER? {16042}{16062}REVEREND TENNEY. {16062}{16108}HOW MANY BRIDESMAIDS?|3. {16108}{16132}WHO WALKED YOU|DOWN THE AISLE? {16133}{16156}MY UNCLE! {16156}{16180}YEAH? WELL, WHERE DID|WE SPEND OUR HONEYMOON? {16181}{16216}THE BLACK HILLS! {16228}{16276}OK, WHAT WAS|THE ROOM NUMBER {16277}{16318}OF OUR HONEYMOON SUITE? {16319}{16358}WE DIDN'T HAVE A ROOM. {16358}{16403}WE HAD TO SPEND|THE NIGHT IN THE CAR {16404}{16460}BECAUSE YOU|FORGOT TO CONFIRM|THE RESERVATION. {16512}{16572}COME ON!|HOW COULD YOU KNOW THAT? {16572}{16632}IT'S ME. IT'S JUDY.|I'M YOUR WIFE. {16644}{16680}DONALD, DONALD! {16688}{16714}MY BODY WAS STOLEN. {16782}{16805}UM... {16806}{16866}WELL, NO.|JUST STAY RIGHT THERE. {16902}{16925}HELLO? {16926}{16949}Man: DONALD?|YEAH? {16950}{16998}DID YOU AND JUDY|HAVE A FIGHT TODAY? {16998}{17022}NO. WHY? {17034}{17094}'CAUSE SHE|JUST THREW BACK|3 GIN AND TONICS {17094}{17118}AND WHEN I SAT DOWN|NEXT TO HER, {17118}{17154}SHE TOLD ME|TO GO TO HELL- {17155}{17190}LIKE SHE|KNEW THE WAY. {17202}{17225}Donald: WHERE ARE YOU? {17226}{17273}TRAIN STATION.|LISTEN, MAN. {17274}{17334}YOUR OLD LADY'S|IN ONE FOUL MOOD. {17346}{17346}YOUR OLD LADY'S|IN ONE FOUL MOOD. {17382}{17454}JUDY IS NOT|HERSELF TODAY. {17510}{17546}TRAIN STATION, HUH? {17546}{17582}OK, THANKS, JOE. {17594}{17617}OH, AND JOE? {17618}{17678}DON'T CALL MY WIFE|AN OLD LADY! {17702}{17738}COME ON. {17798}{17834}WHERE ARE WE GOING? {17834}{17870}JUST GET YOUR COAT. {17870}{17906}OK. {17942}{17990}OH. DO YOU THINK|THESE LOOK GOOD|TOGETHER? {18062}{18098}Judy:|WHAT? DONALD!|DONALD, WHAT- {18122}{18145}LET ME OUT! {18146}{18182}DONALD,|WHAT ARE YOU|DOING? {18182}{18216}DONALD! {18252}{18312}P. A. Announcer:|YOUR ATTENTION,|PLEASE. {19212}{19244}Judy: DONALD! {19268}{19351}PLEASE, HONEY.|LET ME OUT. {19352}{19412}THIS IS NO WAY|TO TREAT YOUR WIFE. {19468}{19536}P. A. Announcer:|THE 3:22 TO LAS VEGAS {19536}{19592}IS NOW BOARDING|ON TRACK 4. {20020}{20080}I CAN'T LET YOU DO IT.|YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM IT. {20080}{20140}OH, BROTHER! ARE YOU KIDDING?|DON'T YOU SEE THAT? {20152}{20187}ASSHOLE! {20188}{20236}JUDY, YOU'VE GOT|TO FACE UP TO IT. {20236}{20278}THE CANCER IS SPREADING. {20332}{20392}WHAT ARE YOU|TALKING ABOUT? {20392}{20452}YOU KNOW THERE'S|NO HOPE FOR REMISSION. {20453}{20510}IT'S JUST|A MATTER OF TIME. {20510}{20592}DON'T SPEND YOUR LAST|FEW WEEKS WITHOUT ME. {21046}{21070}JUDY! {21106}{21142}DONALD? {21143}{21173}JUDY? {21174}{21200}DONALD! {21201}{21226}OH, JUDY! {21226}{21250}OH,|DONALD! {21251}{21274}IT'S YOU! {21286}{21346}WAIT. IT'S NOT|OVER WITH YET. {21347}{21389}COME ON. {21390}{21422}DONALD! {21423}{21467}OH, JUDY! {21468}{21512}JUDY, JUDY! {21700...
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