{1}{72}movie info: XVID 576x432 23.976fps 233.9 MB|/SubEdit b.4072 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {175}{234}OH, HI THERE,|FRIGHT FIENDS. {235}{319}HOW DO YOU LIKE|MY RANCID RENDERING? {320}{366}NOT BAD FOR AN AMATEUR. {367}{414}HOPEFULLY,|IT'LL GIVE YOU AN INKLING {415}{487}OF WHAT TONIGHT'S|FUNGUSY PHOTOPLAY IS ABOUT, {499}{559}BECAUSE LONG BEFORE|MY EERIE OFFERINGS APPEARED {560}{606}ON YOUR SILVER SCREEN, {607}{643}THEY WERE|A MAGAZINE CALLED- {655}{679}GET A LOAD OF THIS- {691}{750}TALES FROM THE CRYPT. {751}{835}TONIGHT, LET'S TAKE|A BEHIND-THE-SCREAMS LOOK {836}{891}AT A STRUGGLING ARTIST|NAMED JIM KORMAN {892}{1020}WHO ONE DAY GOT A LITTLE|TOO DRAWN INTO HIS WORK. {1285}{1429}OOH, OOH {1430}{1572}OOH {1573}{1620}EACH DAY|THROUGH MY WINDOW {1621}{1693}I WATCH HER|AS SHE PASSES BY {1694}{1765}I WATCH HER|AS SHE PASSES BY {1813}{1872}I SAY TO MYSELF {1873}{2028}YOU'RE SUCH A LUCKY GUY? {2029}{2029}YOU'RE SUCH A LUCKY GUY? {2089}{2172}TO HAVE A GIRL LIKE HER? {2173}{2304}IS TRULY|A DREAM COME TRUE {2305}{2425}OUT OF ALL THE FELLAS|IN THE WORLD {2426}{2556}SHE BELONGS TO YOU {2557}{2599}BUT IT WAS|JUST MY IMAGINATION {2600}{2641}BUT IT WAS|JUST MY IMAGINATION {2713}{2749}RUNNIN' AWAY WITH ME {2761}{2761}RUNNIN' AWAY WITH ME {2809}{2899}IT WAS|JUST MY IMAGINATION {2900}{2989}RUNNIN' AWAY WITH ME {3013}{3049}Man: SAME TO YOU, RUDY. {3050}{3084}JIM, HOW ARE YOU DOING {3085}{3132}ONCORPSE-EATERS|FROM PLUTO? {3133}{3169}TICK, TICK, TICK,|TICK, TICK, TICK. {3170}{3205}AREN'T YOU DONE|YET, KORMAN? {3217}{3241}I FIGURED YOU'D BE|HALFWAY THROUGH {3242}{3269}THE DISEMBOWELMENT|BY NOW. {3270}{3337}HEY, BOB, I GOT|ANOTHER STORY IDEA. {3349}{3397}THE OWNER|OF A MINIATURE|GOLF COURSE {3398}{3445}KILLS HIS WIFE,|PROPS HER MOUTH OPEN, {3457}{3481}AND USES HER|FOR THE 16th HOLE. {3493}{3517}BETTER STILL,|SOME LITTLE OLD LADY {3529}{3541}IS CLEANING OUT|HER REFRIGERATOR {3553}{3595}AND COMES ACROSS HER|LONG-DEAD BOYFRIEND. {3596}{3634}A DOCTOR HAS TO TAKE OUT|HIS OWN APPENDIX! {3635}{3673}A BUTCHER'S GOTTA|EAT HIS OWN SHORT RIBS. {3674}{3721}GIVE IT A REST,|WILL YOU GUYS? {3722}{3768}I'M TRYING TO|CONCENTRATE. {3769}{3816}DO IT ON YOUR OWN TIME.|WE HAVE A MAGAZINE|TO PUT OUT HERE. {3817}{3860}WHAT'S SO HARD ABOUT|DRAWING CORPSE-EATERS,|ANYHOW? {3861}{3904}I DON'T KNOW.|THERE'S SOMETHING|TRICKY ABOUT THIS. {3905}{3940}I CAN'T SEEM TO|GET IT RIGHT. {3995}{4030}OH, NO. {4103}{4133}IS THAT MY PHONE? {4134}{4163}THAT'S MY PHONE. {4622}{4665}HI, HONEY. {4666}{4746}DON'T "HI, HONEY" ME,|YOU POMPOUS JACKASS,|THIS IS SATURDAY. {4747}{4792}WHEN DO YOU PLAN|ON COMING HOME? {4793}{4837}I'VE GOT TO FINISH|THIS EDITION. {4838}{4941}BULL SNOT!|YOU CAN'T FOOL ME,|MR. WEEKEND WORKAHOLIC. {4953}{5000}YOU GOT A BLONDE BIMBO|STASHED AWAY SOMEPLACE, {5001}{5085}AND WHEN I FIND HER,|I'M GONNA RIP HER CUTE|LITTLE POWDERED FACE OFF. {5086}{5163}IT'S NOT ENOUGH THAT|YOU GOTTA DRAW THESE|DUMB CARTOONS {5168}{5202}INSTEAD OF GETTING|A REAL JOB, {5203}{5262}BUT YOU CAN'T EVEN KEEP|YOUR PAWS OFF THE SECRETARIES {5263}{5309}IN THIS GODDAMNED OFFICE! {5310}{5389}HONEY, THE SECRETARIES|ARE OFF TODAY. {5390}{5459}I SHOULD HAVE KNOWN|WHAT A DISASTER THIS|MARRIAGE WOULD BE. {5460}{5545}TO THINK I GAVE|THE BEST YEARS|OF MY LIFE, {5557}{5580}AND FOR WHAT? {5581}{5652}A STINGY,|TWO-TIMING LOSER. {5653}{5758}YOU CAN'T EVEN|GIVE ME CHILDREN. {5759}{5797}YOU LITTLE WIMP! {5798}{5828}THE DOCTOR SAYS|THAT CAN BE {5829}{5852}EITHER ONE OF US. {6010}{6055}I'M TAKING THE PILLS. {6056}{6099}YOU MEAN THESE PILLS? {6100}{6180}POTENCY PLUS,|THE MALE ANSWER|TO INFERTILITY? {6181}{6260}Do we have to|talk about this now? {6261}{6318}YOU FORGOT|TO TAKE YOUR PILL|THIS MORNING, LOVE NUTS. {6319}{6390}WHEN I COUNTED THEM,|THERE WAS 24|INSTEAD OF 23. {6391}{6414}YOU COUNTED|THE PILLS? {6415}{6446}DAMN RIGHT. {6447}{6492}YOU WANT TO KICK-START|MILDRED JUNIOR HERE, {6493}{6538}YOU HAVE TO TAKE A PILL|EVERY SINGLE MORNING. {6539}{6583}THESE ARE EXPERIMENTAL. {6584}{6636}THEY HAVEN'T BEEN|APPROVED BY THE FDA. {6637}{6689}I DON'T KNOW ABOUT|THE SIDE EFFECTS. {6690}{6739}WHAT SIDE EFFECTS? {6740}{6843}IT'S LIKE IT'S MAKING|MY IMAGINATION FERTILE. {6855}{6939}I THINK IT'S|AFFECTING MY BRAIN. {6940}{6962}GOOD. {6963}{7017}MAYBE YOU'LL DO|A DECENT DAY'S WORK|FOR A CHANGE. {7229}{7250}MAYBE YOU NEED|A NEW HUSBAND. {7320}{7368}YOU'D LIKE THAT,|WOULDN'T YOU? {7369}{7439}GIVE YOU|A CHANCE TO PROD {7440}{7500}SOME LITTLE CUTIE|FROM THE TYPING POOL. {7501}{7564}WELL, FORGET IT,|JIMBO. {7565}{7638}YOU'RE STUCK|WITH ME... {7639}{7711}TILL DEATH|DO US PART. {8225}{8281}What a monster. {8282}{8282}What a monster. {10869}{10901}DAMN IT. {11111}{11147}JESUS! {11159}{11195}DID I SCARE YOU,|LADY? {11206}{11250}DO YOU WORK HERE? {11251}{11271}NO, MA'AM. {11272}{11340}I JUST|HAPPENED ON BY. {11341}{11388}LISTEN, COULD YOU TAKE|A LOOK IN THE BACK? {11389}{11434}MAYBE IT'S A BLOWN FUSE|OR SOMETHING. {11435}{11469}NO USE, MA'AM. {11470}{11517}THE WHOLE BOX|IS SHORTED OUT. {11518}{11553}YOU ALREADY LOOKED? {11554}{11576}LOOKED? {11577}{11600}HELL, I DID IT. {11601}{11634}DON'T LIKE IT|AS MUCH {11646}{11668}WHEN THE LIGHTS|ARE ON. {11736}{11790}ARE YOU GOING TO|HURT ME? {11791}{11844}YES, MA'AM.|I'M AFRAID SO. {12085}{12132}NOW, LOOK, UH... {12133}{12193}YOU'RE MAKING|A BIG MISTAKE|HERE, PAL. {12194}{12241}OH? WHY'S THAT? {12253}{12325}BECAUSE... I'M A COP. {12372}{12400}WHERE'D|YOU GET THAT, {12401}{12428}AT THE DIME STORE? {12693}{12726}OW. {12727}{12836}THAT BRUCE LEE SHIT|IS GONNA COST YOU,|BABE. {12990}{13056}LAUNDRY'S DONE. {13056}{13056}LAUNDRY'S DONE. {13116}{13188}OH, MY GOD.|BEHIND YOU. {13200}{13258}LADY, IF YOU THINK|I'M GOING TO|FALL FOR THAT- {13259}{13294}NO. {13294}{13354}THAT'S THE OLDEST|TRICK IN THE BOOK. {13355}{13402}AAH!|AAH! {13971}{14019}Man: YEAH, THAT'S|RIGHT UP YOUR ALLEY. {14031}{14064}Second Man:|YOU GOT EVERYTHING? {14065}{14092}YEAH, YEAH.|THE HEAD'S IN THE BAG. {14093}{14120}OK, LET'S GET HIM|OUT OF HERE. {14132}{14156}ALL RIGHT. READY? {14157}{14180}WHAT ABOUT LUNCH? {14180}{14204}COME ON,|WATCH YOUR BACK. {14216}{14264}YEAH. OK.|COMING THROUGH. {14276}{14276}YEAH. OK.|COMING THROUGH. {14324}{14372}JESUS, I DON'T KNOW|WHAT IT IS. {14373}{14420}LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT. {14420}{14492}A MONSTER EMERGED|FROM THE WASHING MACHINE {14493}{14552}AND GOBBLED UP|THE ASSAILANT. {14553}{14576}THAT'S RIGHT, SIR. {14576}{14648}AND YOU LEFT THE PREMISES|AFTER IT SPAT THE HEAD OUT. {14649}{14672}WELL, ACTUALLY- {14672}{14732}HEY, YOU BETTER HAVE|THAT UNIFORM {14732}{14768}CLEANED AND PRESSED|BY TOMORROW MORNING. {14780}{14828}THE CAPTAIN WILL WANT|TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU. {14829}{14910}I AM A COP, PHIL. {14911}{14946}I DON'T DRINK|OFF DUTY, {14947}{15004}AND I DON'T MAKE UP|CRAZY STORIES! {15004}{15078}NEITHER DID THE MAN|WHO SAW A 2-HEADED|OGRE LAST WEEK, {15079}{15151}OR THE HOUSEWIFE WHO FOUND|A DINOSAUR IN HER VOLKSWAGEN. {15152}{15257}THIS WAS REAL,|PHIL. HONEST! {15258}{15302}HAVE IT YOUR WAY, {15303}{15386}BUT IF THERE WAS|A MONSTER, {15387}{15459}I'VE GOT ONE THING|TO SAY ABOUT IT. {15460}{15531}HE'S GOT ONE HELL|OF AN OVERBITE. {15663}{15699}HEY, HARRIS. {15700}{15718}HI, LORELEl. {15718}{15735}HI, LORELEl. {15871}{15927}A MONSTER|WITH AN OVERBITE. {16042}{16114}A 2-HEADED OGRE... {16114}{16167}AND A DINOSAUR|IN A VOLKSWAGEN. {16179}{16179}AND A DINOSAUR|IN A VOLKSWAGEN. {16305}{16338}JIM KORMAN. {16385}{16433}HEY, YOU GOING TO|PAY FOR THOSE? {16469}{16577}I GOT IT. I GOT IT.|SO WE'LL DO A STORY|ABOUT A RABID DOG, SEE, {16578}{16636}BUT FROM THE DOG'S|POINT OF VIEW, {16637}{16673}WITH FOAM DRIBBLING|AROUND THE MARGINS. {16674}{16709}AND LITTLE FLEAS|JUMPING OFF THE PAGE. {16757}{16793}UGH. {16853}{16925}TALES FROM THE CRYPT.|JIM KORMAN. {16926}{16961}HI, HONEY. {16973}{17047}UH, YEAH,|I'M STILL WORKING. {17048}{17120}YES, YES,|I TOOK THE PILL. {17121}{17299}UH, NO, THE SECRETARIES|HAVE ALL GONE HOME. {17311}{17419}HONEY, YOU KNOW|I WOULDN'T DO THAT. {17420}{17479}NO, HONEY. {17491}{17527}NO. {17623}{17682}HONEY, HONEY, WOULD YOU|GIVE ME A BREAK? {17683}{17743}Mildred: GIVE YOU A BREAK?|I'LL GIVE YOU A BREAK! {17744}{17785}I'LL BREAK YOUR NECK,|YOU GOD DAMNED IDIOT! {17786}{17826}JUST WAIT TILL|YOU GET HOME,|YOU MORON! {18366}{18402}HELL WITH IT. {19197}{19220}AAH! {19221}{19293}SORRY TO STARTLE YOU,|MR. KORMAN. {19294}{19328}IT'S YOU! {19329}{19392}YOU'RE THE GIRL|FROM THE LAUNDROMAT. {19393}{19454}WHAT THE HELL|ARE YOU DOING|IN MY CAR? {19455}{19512}MY NAME IS|LORELEl PHELPS. {19513}{19569}I'M A POLICEWOMAN. {19582}{19618}WANTED TO TALK|TO YOU IN PRIVATE. {19618}{19674}I LOCKED THIS THING.|HOW DID YOU GET IN? {19682}{19682}I LOCKED THIS THING.|HOW DID YOU GET IN? {19739}{19763}YOU SEEN THE PAPER, JIM? {19890}{19934}I WAS THERE. {19946}{19993}I SAW THAT THING|WITH MY OWN EYES. {19994}{20050}WHAT'S YOUR POINT? {20051}{20106}THERE'S BEEN A RASH|OF MONSTER SIGHTINGS|IN THE PAST MONTH- {20107}{20168}ALL DIFFERENT,|ALL HORRIBLE. {20169}{20228}THESE ARE|POLICE SKETCHES {20228}{20284}MADE FROM EYEWITNESS|DESCRIPTIONS. {20284}{20410}THESE ARE RECENT|TALES FROM THE CRYPT|COMIC BOOKS DRAWN BY YOU. {20539}{20561}SEE ANY SIMILARITY? {20850}{20913}WHAT DO YOU THINK|THIS ALL MEANS? {20914}{20963}WELL, JIM, I THINK|IN SOME CRAZY WAY, {20964}{21012}YOUR DRAWINGS|ARE COMING TO LIFE... {21023}{21102}JUST POPPING IN FROM|THE TWILIGHT ZONE. {21159}{21220}YOU KNOW THAT'S|A REALLY WEIRD IDEA. {21221}{21280}I'D LIKE TO TRY|A SIMPLE EXPERIMENT. {21280}{21395}IF IT DOESN'T WORK,|I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. {21402}{21402}IF IT DOESN'T WORK,|I'LL LEAVE YOU ALONE. {21475}{21547}OK. WHAT CAN|I DO FOR YOU? {21619}{21655}JUST DRAW|A MONSTER. {21700}{21736}SOMETHING|REPULSIVE. {21737}{21781}COMING UP. {21793}{21793}COMING UP. {22462}{22534}WHAT EXACTLY|DO YOU EXPECT|TO HAVE HAPPEN? {22546}{...
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