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{1809}{1881}AH HA HA HA!
{2030}{2101}NEXT TIME A BOOK|A TABLE FOR 8:00, WOLFGANG
{2114}{2174}I EXPECT TO BE|SEATED AT 8 O'CLOCK.
{2305}{2365}A GOOD WINE.
{2366}{2401}NOT A GREAT WINE.
{2402}{2473}BUT LOCALLY GROWN|THAT'S FOR SURE.
{2485}{2533}HA HA HA HA HA.
{2569}{2642}A PLEASANT ENOUGH BOUQUET.
{2654}{2738}ALMOST REMINDS ME OF A GOOD|SCREAM SHERRY.
{2739}{2786}HEE HEE HEE HEE!
{2798}{2870}I HOPE YOU BROUGHT|YOUR APPETITE, KIDDIES,
{2871}{2936}BECAUSE TONIGHT'S|TASTELESS TIDBIT
{2937}{3002}IS SOMETHING I'M SURE|YOU'LL SAVOR.
{3003}{3056}IT'S A REAL|EPIGOREANDELIGHT
{3057}{3109}ABOUT A NICE|YOUNG COUPLE
{3110}{3158}WHO FIND|THE RESTAURANT BUSINESS
{3159}{3217}A LITTLE HARD TO SWALLOW.
{3218}{3294}I CALL THIS ADVENTURE|IN FINEDYING
{3295}{3344}WHAT'S COOKIN'.
{3896}{3944}I DON'T KNOW,|I DON'T KNOW.
{3956}{4020}MAYBE WE NEED|TO EXPAND THE MENU.
{4056}{4092}WHAT ABOUT...
{4176}{4204}SQUID KABOB?
{4265}{4313}THAT COULD BE INTERESTING.
{4336}{4390}I GOT IT,|I GOT IT-
{4391}{4445}SQUID ON A STICK.
{4446}{4480}YEAH.
{4480}{4529}SQUID ON A STICK-
{4530}{4632}IT'S A FINGER FOOD|AND TAKEAWAY FOOD ALL IN ONE.
{4632}{4668}OUR TROUBLES ARE OVER.
{4668}{4773}SQUID ON A STICK|WILL PUT US ON THE MAP.
{4812}{4897}HONEY, IF YOU BURY|THAT THING IN MY NECK,
{4898}{4933}YOU'LL WRECK THE BLADE.
{4945}{5017}IT'S AN EXPENSIVE CLEAVER.|THEY DON'T MAKE 'EM ANYMORE.
{5077}{5160}SQUID ON A STICK|IS AN EVEN STUPIDER IDEA
{5161}{5233}THAN OWNING A RESTAURANT|THAT ONLY SERVES SQUID.
{5234}{5305}REMEMBER WHAT THEY TOLD|COLONEL SANDERS IN 1956-
{5306}{5375}"A CHICKEN RESTAURANT?|YOU MUST BE MAD."
{5376}{5444}IF THAT'S MADNESS,|YOU CAN COUNT ME IN.
{5445}{5480}HONEY, WE'LL BE
{5480}{5518}THE BASKIN-ROBBINS OF SEAFOOD.
{5519}{5554}I THINK
{5566}{5590}ERMA'S ONTO SOMETHING.
{5602}{5602}ERMA'S ONTO SOMETHING.
{5626}{5672}SQUID IS NICE AND ALL,
{5673}{5722}BUT MAYBE A LITTLE|DIVERSIFICATION
{5723}{5754}WOULD BE GOOD.
{5755}{5792}WHO ASKED YOU, GASTON?
{5804}{5869}YOU'RE JUST A DRIFTER.|WHAT DO YOU KNOW?
{5870}{5906}I KNOW THIS MUCH-
{5907}{5953}ANYBODY CAN BECOME|A DRIFTER
{5954}{6010}BY SELLING|WHAT PEOPLE DON'T WANT.
{6011}{6067}I HAVE THIS RECIPE|FOR BARBECUE-
{6080}{6136}BARBECUE, ANY IDIOT|CAN DO BARBECUE.
{6136}{6178}NOT MY BARBECUE.
{6238}{6261}I PAY YOU TO CLEAN UP.|JUST CLEAN UP, O. K.?
{6262}{6284}I PAY YOU TO CLEAN UP.|JUST CLEAN UP, O. K.?
{6349}{6367}HEY, PHIL.
{6368}{6416}MORNING, FRED, ERMA.
{6416}{6447}TOUGH NIGHT?
{6448}{6480}TOUGH AIN'T THE WORD.
{6480}{6519}BETWEEN THE MUGGERS|AND THE KILLERS
{6532}{6592}I'M GETTING TO GOD DAMN|OLD FOR THIS SHIT.
{6593}{6652}WE GOT|YOUR SQUID SANDWICH|COMING RIGHT UP.
{6652}{6745}NO OFFENSE, BUT I COULDN'T|STOMACH SQUID MCMUFFIN TODAY.
{6788}{6826}HEY, PHIL?
{7116}{7164}LET ME GUESS. SQUID?
{7165}{7188}HA!
{7188}{7209}HEY,
{7210}{7276}I'M SORRY FOR WHAT|FRED SAID BEFORE.
{7277}{7352}HE'S A VISIONARY.|I RESPECT THAT.
{7352}{7420}WHAT IS A CLASSY|LADY LIKE YOU
{7421}{7488}DOING WITH|A GUY LIKE HIM?
{7500}{7586}WELL, MAYBE IT'S LIKE YOU|SAID HE'S GOT A VISION.
{7587}{7621}YOU OUGHT TO LEAVE HIM
{7622}{7700}AND COME LIVE WITH ME.|I'VE GOT VISION, TOO.
{7701}{7762}WELL, THAT'S SWEET,|BUT, UH...
{7834}{7903}THANKS FOR THE OFFER.|I'LL SEE YOU TOMORROW.
{7910}{7984}WOULD YOU LIKE ME|TO WALK YOU HOME?
{7984}{8040}NO. I CAN TAKE CARE|OF MYSELF.
{8047}{8047}NO. I CAN TAKE CARE|OF MYSELF.
{8078}{8126}BESIDES, FRED'S|GOING TO BE HOME SOON.
{8136}{8197}BYE.
{9024}{9088}MR. CHUMLEY. HI.
{9149}{9227}FEEL FREE TO REMIND ME|IF I'M WRONG,
{9228}{9303}BUT LAST WEEK,|DID WE OR DID WE NOT
{9303}{9399}HAVE A CONVERSATION|IN WHICH YOU AGREED
{9400}{9484}YOU WOULD DELIVER|INTO MY HANDS YESTERDAY
{9484}{9567}THE THREE MONTHS' BACK RENT|THAT YOU OWE ME?
{9568}{9636}YES, SIR, WE DID SAY|SOMETHING ALONG THOSE LINES.
{9673}{9717}AND WHAT DAY IS TODAY?
{9724}{9774}IS TODAY, YESTERDAY?
{9786}{9859}NO. TODAY IS TODAY.
{9907}{9967}AND DO YOU KNOW HOW I KNOW|TODAY IS TODAY?
{9968}{10032}BECAUSE IF TODAY|WERE YESTERDAY.
{10033}{10097}I'D HAVE A CHECK|IN MY HANDS.
{10132}{10179}MR. CHUMLEY BUSINESS|IS PICKING UP.
{10180}{10252}IF YOU COULD FIND IT IN YOUR|HEART TO GIVE ME MORE TIME.
{10252}{10311}CAN I GET YOU|SOMETHING TO EAT?
{10319}{10360}NO!
{10361}{10421}THE ONLY THING I WANT|FROM YOU IS MY MONEY.
{10433}{10433}THE ONLY THING I WANT|FROM YOU IS MY MONEY.
{10448}{10496}I COULD|WRITE A CHECK-
{10509}{10539}BUT YOU AIN'T GOT IT.
{10540}{10590}NO, SIR.
{10603}{10710}I'M GOING TO BE BACK TOMORROW|WITH AN EVICTION NOTICE
{10724}{10796}AND A NEW SET OF LOCKS.
{10874}{10948}ONE OTHER TINY LITTLE THING-
{10948}{11016}YOU'RE ONE LOUSY COOK.
{11148}{11208}YOU FAT SON OF A BITCH!
{11258}{11284}YOU CAN'T DO THAT!
{11284}{11315}DON'T YOU GO.
{11328}{11352}OH!
{11353}{11433}OH, MY GOD, MR. CHUMLEY,|I'M SORRY.
{11434}{11464}I DON'T KNOW WHAT HAPPENED.
{11478}{11502}OH!
{11514}{11514}OH!
{11593}{11610}MR. CHUMLEY?
{11624}{11648}MR. CHUMLEY,|ARE YOU ALL RIGHT?
{11660}{11684}I DIDN'T MEAN IT.
{11696}{11720}YOU'RE CRAZY!
{11729}{11774}I'M CALLING THE COPS!
{11775}{11824}PLEASE, YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND.
{11825}{11852}MR. CHUMLEY!
{11924}{11972}HOW THE OTHER HALF LIVE.
{12392}{12437}HI.
{12438}{12488}BOY, YOU'RE SURE|IN A GOOD MOOD.
{12488}{12532}ARE YOU WEARING PERFUME?
{12539}{12612}WELL, I WAS WALKING HOME|AND ALL OF SUDDEN I FELT SEXY.
{12624}{12624}WELL, I WAS WALKING HOME|AND ALL OF SUDDEN I FELT SEXY.
{12648}{12684}YOU'RE HOME LATE.
{12685}{12720}WHAT KEPT YOU?
{12728}{12728}WHAT KEPT YOU?
{12820}{12843}WHAT'S THE MATTER?
{12936}{12984}MR. CHUMLEY STOPPED BY|TODAY AFTER YOU LEFT.
{12992}{12992}MR. CHUMLEY STOPPED BY|TODAY AFTER YOU LEFT.
{13070}{13105}OH, NO!
{13106}{13153}NO. IT'S NOT AS BAD|AS YOU THINK.
{13154}{13201}REALLY, NOW LISTEN|TO ME.
{13202}{13238}YOU STILL HAVE|A LITTLE ROOM LEFT
{13239}{13274}ON ONE OF YOUR|CREDIT CARDS, RIGHT?
{13286}{13321}RIGHT? SO...
{13322}{13381}WE TAKE SOME OF THAT MONEY
{13382}{13418}AND WE BUY A WHOLE|TON OF PORK.
{13419}{13454}IT'S THE OTHER WHITE MEAT.
{13455}{13502}OH, SHUT UP!
{13503}{13537}FRED!
{13538}{13646}YOU SHOULD THINK ABOUT KEEPING|US OFF THE STREET NOT IN DEBT.
{13647}{13754}I'VE GIVEN YOU EVERYTHING I HAVE|AND NOTHING TO SHOW FOR IT.
{13755}{13796}WELL, WHAT AM I SUPPOSE TO DO?
{13797}{13838}I DON'T KNOW HOW TO GIVE UP.
{13945}{13980}LOOK, IF YOU WERE|TO SAY RIGHT NOW
{13981}{14016}THAT YOU NEVER WANTED|TO SEE ME AGAIN,
{14016}{14052}I'D UNDERSTAND.
{14114}{14152}ALL I CAN SAY IS...
{14164}{14188}I'M SORRY.
{14272}{14320}YOU'RE NOT GOING TO GET|RID OF ME THAT EASILY.
{14332}{14391}I MARRIED YOU FOR RICHER|OR FOR POORER.
{14403}{14403}I MARRIED YOU FOR RICHER|OR FOR POORER.
{14451}{14536}BESIDES, YOU OWE ME|A SHIT LOAD OF MONEY.
{14774}{14822}I THINK I'M|GOING TO CRY.
{14834}{14870}I'LL MAKE US SOME COFFEE.
{14882}{14942}THERE'S NO POINT|IN DOING THAT, GASTON.
{14954}{14978}WE'RE BEING EVICTED.
{14990}{15026}FRED 'N' ERMA'S|IS HISTORY.
{15027}{15086}THIS IS TERRIBLE.
{15158}{15188}HEY, PHIL.
{15189}{15217}WHAT A NIGHT.
{15218}{15253}I'M SO DAMN HUNGRY,
{15254}{15314}I COULD ACTUALLY EAT|A SQUID SANDWICH.
{15315}{15338}WE'RE ONLY|SERVING COFFEE TODAY.
{15350}{15412}DON'T YOU HAVE ANY EGGS|OR SOMETHING?
{15413}{15472}WE MAY HAVE|A COUPLE LEFT.
{15484}{15484}WE MAY HAVE|A COUPLE LEFT.
{15523}{15560}AND STEAKS?
{15561}{15609}STEAK AND EGGS|SOUNDS GREAT.
{15766}{15790}UH,
{15798}{15850}I DIDN'T WANT|TO SAY ANYTHING.
{15851}{15902}I THOUGHT YOU'D SAY NOT TO.
{15914}{15998}YOU KNOW THAT BARBECUE IDEA|I WAS TALKING ABOUT?
{16009}{16080}WELL, I TOOK THE INITIATIVE
{16092}{16200}AND SPOKE WITH THIS SUPPLIER|WHO GAVE ME A GOOD DEAL.
{16201}{16269}I HOPE YOU'RE NOT|ANGRY WITH ME.
{16270}{16317}I AIN'T ANGRY,|I'M STARVED.
{16318}{16353}GRILL THAT BABY.
{16460}{16544}I HOPE YOU LIKE IT, OFFICER.|IT'S SPECIALLY CURED.
{16544}{16592}IT'S AN OLD FAMILY RECIPE.
{16840}{16875}GOD, THAT SMELLS GOOD.
{16876}{16925}EVEN THE COFFEE|TASTES BETTER.
{16960}{16984}HEY, FRED?
{16984}{17033}YOUR LANDLORD'S|NAMED CHUMLEY, RIGHT?
{17034}{17068}UH-HUH. WHY?
{17069}{17153}WE FOUND HIS CAR|AND HIS EMPTY WALLET.
{17154}{17182}WHAT HAPPENED?
{17183}{17267}DON'T KNOW. LOOKED LIKE|A HELL OF A STRUGGLE,|THOUGH-
{17268}{17315}BLOOD ALL OVER THE PLACE.
{17316}{17351}BLOOD? IS HE DEAD?
{17352}{17375}DON'T KNOW.
{17384}{17416}THERE WAS NO BODY.
{17416}{17488}WE ONLY KNOW|HE NEVER MADE IT HOME.
{17488}{17560}JUDGING FROM THE CAR,|IF HE'S WALKING AROUND,
{17570}{17616}IT'S A MIRACLE.
{17628}{17699}DON'T OVERCOOK THAT, ERMA.|I LIKE IT RARE.
{17770}{17840}WHATEVER'S COOKING|ON THAT GRILL|SMELLS INCREDIBLE.
{17841}{17887}THROW ONE ON FOR ME.
{17888}{17932}MAKE THAT TWO.
{17953}{17976}LADIES...
{17989}{18025}HERE YOU GO.
{18292}{18376}GASTON, CAN I HAVE|A WORD WITH YOU, PLEASE?
{18448}{18506}THAT'S MR. CHUMLEY'S|HANDKERCHIEF.
{18507}{18553}WHERE DID YOU GET IT?
{18554}{18604}HE GAVE IT TO ME.
{18605}{18653}YOU'RE LYING.
{18654}{18685}I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU.
{18686}{18792}I DO YOU A FAVOR,|AND YOU CALL ME|A LIAR.
{18948}{18984}THERE'S YOUR STEAK.
{18985}{19020}HOPE YOU LIKE IT.
{19202}{19260}MMM. THAT'S INCREDIBLE.
{19318}{19402}I CAN'T BELIEVE|WHAT YOU SAID|ABOUT MR. CHUMLEY.
{19403}{19458}THIS CITY'S|TURNING INTO A SEWER.
{19459}{19532}I'LL TELL YOU,|MAKES EARLY RETIREMENT|LOOK BETTER AND BETTER.
{19544}{19640}IF ONLY I COULD FIND|SOMETHING ELSE TO DO|WITH MYSELF.
{19652}{19676}MMM.
{19697}{19747}THROW ONE|ON FOR ME.
{19748}{19812}HEY, GASTON...
{19812}{19874}IS THIS ALL THE STEAK|THERE IS?
{19874}{19937}NO. THERE'S MORE|IN THE FREEZER.
{19938}{20000}COULD YOU BRING SOME|OUT FRONT?
{20001}{20038}SURE THING.
{20050}{20050}SURE THING.
{20098}{20133}I'M SORRY, GASTON.
{20134}{20206}I DON'T MEAN TO ACCUSE YOU|O...
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