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A oto galeria ka�dego porz�dnego gracza z rodziny tych naj.
Nigdy nie rezygnuj z komputera co najwy�ej zosta� malarzem...


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-Hello!I'am Smuggler,      -Don't ask me who     -Good morning gentlements.
the dirty smuggler.         I am!I am Mr.Jedi     I'am Jaspin,the Chicago's
I can do maaany things,     and I hate those      lawyer.I'am the best
what can I help you?        fuckin smugglers!!    in...in...in you know. 
                            Look at him!He looks  Gem.ini will tel you.
                            like a pig...


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-Ok,now?Ok...                -Suprised?!Yes!It's
 Hi!They call me              me-Gem.ini.Don't               
 "Naczelny".I don't           believe Jaspin,she           -Don't tell me to
 know why but I love          isn't a lawyer,she            wear off it off my 
 my xywk�.WHAT!!!!            is...hmm...grrr...            face.I can't do this
 You'r changing it?!?         Ask the more ugly             because...I...have...
 Nooo!I don't want to         member of our redaction.      red eyes:)Only
 be a "tile"!                                               Joseph know how am I 
                                                            look.Jaspin is a good
                                                            friend...:>
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-Fine!OK!I can tell it!               -My work is boring,          -HELLO,HELLO,HELLO!!
 My name is Joseph.I have              I'm ELD.Don't count          I'll tell you a joke:
 wife,1x children and                  on more...                   The barbarians catched
 I am a priest without shame                                        a tourist.They asking him:
 on my soul.Now I'll help                                           -What are you choose:death
 Ugly Joe to introduce himself.                                     or UNGA BUNGA? 
 He's a man,he has computer,                                        -UNGA BUNGA.
 nobody love him and I fuck it                                      The tourist was "used" by 
 all!!!!!!!I'am quit.                                               the mens in the village.
                                                                    Next day.Barbarians asking: 
                                                                    -Death or UNGA BUNGA?
                                                                    -UNGA BUNGA.
                                                                    Happened the same "thing" what
                                                                    yesterday.Next day:
                                                                    -Death or UNGA BUNGA?
                                                                    -Death...
                                                                    -Death by UNGA BUNGA.
                                                                    What a funny joke.It could be a
                                                                    funny but the tourists name is:
                                                                    YASIU........auch.........


                                    
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-I love "SS"-Allor

                             -Did you know it!                    -In my past I was a car driver.
                              Allor is a gey!!                     My addres of internet page:
                              He was my best friend...             McDRIVE@.com.GBR.turn back.be a good child.
                              He had so soft hands                                      I hate polite pigs...
                                             
                                              with love
                                                    ANAkHa               


                                 
                                         
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-Such a fools turning                   
 around me!They tell are 
 my articles are locate in
 some kind of newspaper?!HA!               -................the long john.............
 I don't believe him.I think                (nie wiedzia�em ju�,co tu wpisa�...)
 (but don't tell any body!!!)
 are...SDA?...WDA?...no!CDA!
 is working in some top secret
 organization,which researched
 secret weapon!So that's why
 my "friends" are look so...
 INCREDIBLE....?! 
                    rotisiuqni



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 My name is       Iwan.                            |   2.75 |  <-------- -We all know,about who is going on.
 I am looking for a friend,                        |        |             We'll better don't introduce him...
 because my only friend is owl...                  |IIIIIIII|             
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Od autora:WSZYSTKE PRAWA ZASTRZE�ONE.JAKAKOLWIEK CELOWA I ZAMIERZONA PR�BA SKOPIOWANIA PROGRAMU B�DZIE ROZPATRYWANA
          NA DRODZE KARNEJ Z UWZGL�DNIENIEM DMUCHANIA W ALKOMAT I SPRAWDZENIEM PAS�W BEZPIECZE�STWA.ZATRUDNI�EM FBI,
          TAJNE S�U�BY JEJ KR�LEWSKIEJ MO�CI I DEDEKTYW�W Z CIECHOCINKA.DLATEGO NIE RADZ� I NIE FIKAJCIE.

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