{1}{75}/SubEdit b.4060 (http://subedit.com.pl)/ {270}{378}ALL THINGS FAIR {608}{656}"On Mating - {659}{740}Lectures on Sexuality {743}{793}by Carolus Linneus {918}{1006}Discharge of semen {1009}{1105}generally begins by the 14th year, {1107}{1186}when men first indulge {1189}{1239}in the act of love, {1241}{1313}and continues thereafter {1316}{1426}until the age of 50 or 60, {1428}{1544}when it comes to an end. {1544}{1659}And when the semen starts to flow, {1661}{1802}hair around|the pleasurable members {1805}{1894}also begins to grow, {1894}{1968}the breasts begin to swell, {1970}{2059}the voice changes, et cetera. {2061}{2189}Both sexes are stirred by nature|towards mating {2191}{2246}more easily than before, {2246}{2304}when they scarcely noticed {2304}{2359}the differences between them." {2884}{2958}- It's time.|- You sure? {2961}{2996}- Yes.|- Really sure? {2999}{3059}- Yes.|- False claims will be punished. {3059}{3107}I don't care. {3109}{3179}Three-quarters of an inch?|Let's verify. {3303}{3344}Now you'll see. {3349}{3442}- We've got time.|- No, we don't. We can't rush this. {3460}{3522}Postponed until next recess. {3524}{3574}It's postponed until next recess. {3778}{3843}- What did you say his name was?|- Stig. {3970}{4000}He's cute. {4159}{4258}- He lives in your building?|- Yes, same floor. {4266}{4309}Mikael Bengtsson. {4345}{4398}Orvar Bergmark. {4413}{4450}- Grunt-Orvar.|- Excuse me? {4457}{4497}Grunt-Orvar. {4526}{4634}It has to be Runt-Orvar|to be funny. {4659}{4724}Isidor Blecker. {4786}{4841}How long did he say it was? {4846}{4879}Kaj Cervin. {4881}{4919}How long did he say it was? {4951}{4990}Bengt Dahlstrom. {4994}{5024}How long is it? {5037}{5081}Roger Hansson. {5133}{5176}Krister Kristenson. {5236}{5275}Bo Larsson. {5311}{5350}Lars Larsson. {5404}{5449}Sune Malmberg. {5614}{5651}Sture Martensson. {5708}{5749}Albert Nilsson. {5766}{5810}I was class monitor last term. {5817}{5859}Can I be monitor again? {5872}{5896}Certainly. {5903}{5981}You and I can keep order|in the class together. {5984}{6015}That would be nice. {6030}{6073}Helge Persson. {6130}{6171}Stig Santesson. {6183}{6257}- The Stockholmer.|- The Stockholmer? {6266}{6298}Are you from Stockholm? {6307}{6345}Yes. I left two years ago. {6376}{6451}Me too.|I just left three days ago. {6499}{6589}My name is Viola J-son Gruter. {6598}{6658}I'll write it on the blackboard. {6734}{6792}Some ladies piss themselves|when they come. {6829}{6883}What did you say? {6939}{6997}They piss when they come. {7033}{7075}Why? {7108}{7173}It's, like, wide open inside. {7235}{7295}Wide open, like a door. {7384}{7431}Maybe they just forgot|to go to the bathroom first. {7481}{7535}Don't you understand anything? {7541}{7593}The dick is still inside. {7649}{7711}Maybe it's when they come|really big. {7720}{7754}Probably. {7840}{7905}I hope we'll get along well {7921}{7951}this spring term. {7978}{8050}- You just staying one term, miss?|- We'll see. {8050}{8077}Take out your books. {8288}{8367}- Prove it, Izzy.|- Use the tape measure. {8369}{8414}It has to be|three-quarters of an inch. {8427}{8483}- Is it stuck?|- We don't have all day. {8630}{8653}Definitely passes. {8681}{8714}- Three-quarters?|- Yeah, he's right. {8722}{8768}Out with the cash. {8770}{8844}- How much is it?|- Twenty-eight times 25 �re. {8850}{8864}Stop. {8867}{8922}- That's cheating.|- Cheating? {8925}{8973}- Yes, he's a Jew.|- So what? {8978}{9039}- It doesn't count.|- Doesn't count? {9044}{9109}No, they have|a lot more hair than us. {9112}{9152}Thicker, too.|It's cheating. {9160}{9210}I didn't cheat.|See for yourself. {9233}{9303}It's hair.|What the hell else could it be? {9320}{9376}Sure it's hair.|That's not what I'm saying. {9378}{9425}- Then what?|- You're a Jew. {9433}{9475}Christ, sure I'm a Jew.|So what? {9479}{9514}Didn't you hear what they said? {9524}{9551}It doesn't count. {9556}{9608}You've got more hair than we do,|and thicker, too. {9614}{9665}He'd be disqualified at the racetrack {9679}{9703}if he were a horse. {9798}{9834}You didn't say anything before. {9837}{9919}- But that's how it is now.|- You can see that. It's obvious. {10153}{10175}Wait, Izzy. {10203}{10248}You get the 25 �re back. {10258}{10295}What fucking 25 �re? {10308}{10345}His stake. {10353}{10413}If he can't compete,|he has to get his stake back. {10425}{10480}Why?|He knew it from the start. {10501}{10534}What did he know? {10538}{10571}That he's a Jew. {10602}{10701}Look in the mirror.|His beak takes up the whole mirror. {10743}{10824}But this time we'll let him off.|Give him his 25 �re. {10875}{10929}And you should be damn grateful. {11001}{11096}{y:i}"He came like a storm|{y:i}on an April evening {11098}{11180}and had a tankard on a belt|round his neck." {11197}{11235}Do you know who this was? {11256}{11303}- His name begins with a C.|- Time's up. Five minutes. {11312}{11380}She looked. I've got three left. {11383}{11430}Hell no. One at the most. {11433}{11500}We meet him|at the beginning of the novel. {11505}{11537}He is the storm. {11571}{11640}Are you asleep?|This place is thick with flies. {11643}{11682}His name is Carlsson. {11691}{11741}We'll look at the excerpt once more. {11749}{11786}Left. {12183}{12223}Thank you, class. {12545}{12578}Sit down. {12595}{12622}Your name is Stig? {12802}{12879}The fact I haven't yelled at you {12883}{13041}may lead you all to think|I didn't notice {13054}{13086}your little eccentricities. {13094}{13136}Nothing could be|further from the truth. {13151}{13212}Sharing the same piece|of chewing gum isn't good. {13216}{13280}It promotes infectious diseases. {13294}{13326}Then there's the note|you passed around. {13350}{13443}However, I may allow you|to continue with your little specialty. {13449}{13554}I've never considered the fly|to be a useful animal. {13598}{13653}I don't know|how many you've killed, {13655}{13711}but I'm very impressed|with your accuracy. {13715}{13747}I think you missed one. {13754}{13775}Two. {13807}{13930}One behind the widow's son|in the picture, {13941}{13975}and another that - {13980}{14081}You will stay and clean up|the execution grounds. {14105}{14134}How? {14155}{14246}Is water all right,|or should I use soap too? {14255}{14300}Use your imagination. {14420}{14481}And the note. {14509}{14528}What note? {14535}{14607}The note you passed around|that interrupted the lesson. {14632}{14661}I don't know where it is. {14668}{14701}Your right back pocket. {14907}{14969}Would you please read it? {15085}{15131}Well? I'm all ears. {15276}{15315}I can't do that, miss. {15327}{15384}Are we suddenly no longer|able to read? {15407}{15431}No... {15486}{15534}but I can't do it, miss. {15813}{15941}"How many times does a cock|go in and out during normal sex? {15968}{16018}Right answer wins a prize." {16194}{16233}You gentlemen have {16242}{16327}a rather exaggerated idea|of male potency. {16337}{16470}All these answers, except perhaps Olle's,|are the result of wishful thinking. {16602}{16632}The flies. {16649}{16664}What? {16688}{16729}That one, for instance. {17220}{17260}All corpses removed, miss. {17285}{17319}And that one? {19292}{19322}Good-bye. {19352}{19388}Good evening. {19789}{19828}Sigge! {20104}{20170}SEYMOR SANTESSON {20204}{20222}Sigge! {20237}{20323}Don't hang your hat on the moose.|You know what Dad says. {20325}{20369}Where is Sigge? {20434}{20504}First I heard he had a quick leave. {20507}{20546}Then Kalle came and said {20554}{20601}it was postponed indefinitely. {20609}{20639}And I made brown beans. {20655}{20671}Was there a letter? {20673}{20743}Kalle brought it.|It's under the mermaid. {20758}{20780}The little mermaid. {20837}{20883}Don't waste the batteries, Mom. {20896}{20926}{y:i}Special news report. {20931}{21009}{y:i}German forces west of Stalingrad {21012}{21085}{y:i}have suffered severe losses, {21092}{21134}{y:i}and the area around- {21154}{21199}He lost a couple of pounds, {21235}{21271}but he's still too fat|for welterweight. {21289}{21342}- You going to a party?|- Why do you ask? {21342}{21353}The curlers. {21368}{21413}No, I just felt - {21429}{21466}I want to look nice for Sigge. {21483}{21512}Too fat by how much? {21558}{21575}Four. {21581}{21607}Pounds or tons? {21623}{21657}Tons. {21691}{21734}The limit is 148. {21753}{21820}If the fight were tomorrow,|he'd fight Carlstrom. {21827}{21875}- Is that Mighty Arvid?|- Yes. {21890}{21907}Toughest guy in the army. {21922}{21943}In other words: {21966}{22055}Every mouthful is a safety hazard. {22149}{22257}"Transfer to submarine service|unconfirmed." {22298}{22333}Unconfirmed. {22359}{22380}Submarine? {22408}{22484}He can't even ride|in an elevator without panicking. {22646}{22698}I'm just going up to the attic. {22741}{22773}I'm sort of in a hurry. {22786}{22854}You're going to the movies. {22884}{22929}It's my job. I'm late. {23715}{23748}Chocolate, sweets, {23760}{23788}cream cakes. {23805}{23862}{y:i}- Come, let's go.|{y:i}- Let's take the tables. {23868}{23954}{y:i}Leave them. The Nordic Museum|{y:i}needs some things. {23966}{24010}{y:i}Guys, let's help her out.! {24029}{24071}{y:i}You know this one? {24090}{24151}{y:i}Music, music, music {24158}{24225}{y:i}We all need it sometimes {24227}{24273}Technical difficulties. {24369}{24421}You can buy chocolate|while you wait. {24436}{24496}We don't want chocolate.|We want to see the film. {24498}{24551}It started five minutes late|to begin with. {24553}{24601}Then it breaks down|when it's barely started. {24604}{24671}- What the hell kind of theater is this?|- And it's not the first time. {24673}{24712}Chocolate, anyone? {24712}{24750}I want some chocolate. {24755}{24807}You and your damn sweet tooth! {24848}{24886}Don't buy anything.|It'll delay things more. {24889}{24922}You buying the w...
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