2_Doc Love - The System - Dating Dictionary.pdf - fromOtherUser - zwyczajny11

ACCEPTANCE

If the cost of her acceptance is your integrity, Ayn Rand would have

called it "sanction of the victim" - General Love.

There's a new "sheriff in town. He is tired of seeing his boys getting

their hearts shot up - Unlce Jethro Love.

No. 2 Rule: Never try to keep someone who does not want to keep you

- Doc Love.

It's simply amazing what a man will put up with, or go through, to

gain a woman's acceptance. In their search for the answer, men are

constantly asking themselves, "Can I do this, or can I do that without

turning her off ? Can I say this, or can I say that, so she will accept me

?" Even Attila the Hun, the first left-wing extremist, wanted to be

accepted by a woman!

If a man knew what a woman wanted, he would be overjoyed to give

"it" to her. What man wouldn't ?

But how is he to know, or find out - or does "it" even exist?

(Tom, the protagonist in this book, is an excave man who only thinks

of sex and sports, and eating off paper plates. Caprice, whose legs go

from the floor to her neck, will play the tormentor in all of the Dating

Dictionary's "war stories." She is selfish and only helps the

relationship if she makes out - unless, of course, she has high Interest

Level (see Truth Triangle) in Tom, then it is his turn.)

Tom knows (instinctively, for once)that he can say or do anything,

around his best buddy and his ever-loyal pooch, Fido; he even knows

they will love it. He knows that when he makes a fool of himself they

will never hold it against him. In fact, no matter what he does, it will

never come back to haunt him. Yes, your best friend and Fido really do

practice "unconditional love." And they are the only ones who do.

Tom also knows he can't say nor do anything around either Caprice

nor her feline, Pussycat! Why? Simple:It's due to the pain and the

scratches he has endured. Yes, Women and cats really do have

different needs than men and Fido-but what are they?

Is there a method to this madness? Is there a way to get a woman to

see you on Mount Rushmore smiling next to Lincoln? Are there

undiscovered facts of reality that no one can else explain? Is there a

"tried and true" set of rules that will make her accept you?

And even more: make her want to make you the love of her life -

forever?

My job is to coach you and show you how she plays the love game, and

what she really romantically responds to. Do what I say, and she will

want to keep you around for a very long time. I am even going to tell

you how to spot a good one from a bad one. But if you like repeating

your mistakes from woman to woman, or you would rather listen to

your overblown ego, or you are a quitter and will settle for second

best, read no more.(I get back one in 200 - you really don't want to be

one of those, do you?)

I will be your drill instructor because The "System" is hard to do. I will

be your coach in the boxing ring of love - so you can get off the ropes!

Why? Because for one reason or another, you have never been told the

facts of the love game - or even worse, you have been brainwashed to

treat women a way that has only compounded your problem. The

Reality Factor says that women in love neither confuse nor reject men.

Everyone forgot to tell you that until a woman stops playing head

games, and throws in the towel, you have to convince her that you are

the greatest thing since popcorn. (Even better: How about her jumping

through hoops for once?)

Doc Love is on a mission from God to save the American male's heart

from further destruction. I want to make sure Miss Right accepts him,

loves him, and keeps him. Why? Because divorce lawyers should be

made homeless. It's time for men to come out of the dark ages, and

take control of their lives.

Before we start, I need something of outmost importance; I need your

commitment. Without that, I don't want you on this love campaign.

Until she decides you are Mr Right, this is a war of the hearts, and I

don't want anyone aboard who isn't 100% dedicated to this mission.

You have some bad habits I 've to break, but you can do it.

It would be nice to give you a magic potion and tell you everything will

be OK, but snake oil doesn't cut it; Only hard work does. There are no

freebies in life, just death, takes, and up until now, head games and

confusion. It's not going to be easy, so I don't want anyone along who

is dragging his feet, or thinking this can be done overnight. I know you

have the ability, but do you have the guts and determination to do

what is necessary ? Remember, we will be going against the most

formidable creature: the American female. You know the one with the

chip on her shoulder.

Gentlemen, welcome to Doc love's version of boot camp! If you have

any doubts about this cause being just or necessary, remember what

your breakups and temporary losses of sanity have cost you. Look at

your past dates from hell and the 50 % divorce rate. What about the

"good one" who got away? Think of the legal and financial noose that

you put around your throat when you, her, and Uncle Sam get hitched

- and unhitched. Most of all, think of the kids. Do you want to continue

going down loser road, repeating your mistakes playing the stooge,

and talking some more falls as you impersonate Mr. Nice Guy? It

doesn't fell good, does it, Mr Nice Guy?

Add it all up, and it's not a pretty sight. So, let's make it real simple,

guys; do you really want to go through that pain again? Search your

soul, brother - it's time for a reality check.

Listen to me, guys - I am the only one who can get you out of this

mess!

The "System" is a body of principles and concepts regarding romantic

relationships. The "System" works because it is built upon the realities

of dating. Your way does not work, because it is based upon emotions,

brainwashing, false hope, and wishful thinking. At best it has been hit

or miss, or worse ...

You must realice that I'm the only one on your side, because all the

other love doctors come from a female perspective. I am the only one

you can trust because I'm the only one who has ever talked to you this

way. I am also the only one who has soemthing fantastic to offer, but

let me warn you, it is not going to be easy.

So what are you going to do? Screw around like you have been, or

"just do it" ? you have the combination to the safe in your hands; don't

blow this fine opportunity.

The key is, to leave your ego and past out of this. If you will do this,

I'll show you how to win the " battle of the hearts." Remember, do all

that I say and you will be accepted, loved, and kept by Miss Right.

Have fun guys.

ACTRESS

After the first date it's all downhill - Fast Eddie Love.

Things are always at their best in the beginning - Pascal.

Everything new appears beautiful - Anonymus.

She weighs 116 lb. And you weigh 185 lb., plus you have more

muscles(hopefully!). On the outside, it would appear the advantage is

yours, but in reality she is the stronger of the species when it comes

to love. Why? Because she cheats! She utilizes psychological tactics

and strategies that are unbeknowst to rational, logically thinking men.

Acting, which is the fine art of camouflaging through confusion, is her

favorite ploy. She could teach the chameleon a trick or two. This small

lizard changes its colors to blend in with its surroundings, so it can't

be eaten, and conversely, so it can eat. Men were not born with the

ability to camouflage their "honest and open feelings". Women can,

however, change their feelings or minds about something from one

moment to the next. To you Psych majors, this means she can be Joan

of Arc one minute, or Sharon Stone the next, without even batting her

long eyelashes .

A woman can turn on and off the tears quicker than a Hef's Playmate

can disrobe for a camera shoot. To a man, this behavior seems

irrational and inconsistent, but what does he know? If he asks her,

“Honey, why do you say one thing and then say the exact opposite five

minutes later?” She will retort,”I don’t know ehat you are talking

about.” That’s why you should save your breath, and never ask.

The key is, to read her actions toward you and under no circumstance

take “changing colors” personally. Remember, there is a bright side;

you will never get bored!

ADAM(and Eve)

Give me a wonded heart, and I will give you back a believer in The

“System” - Reverend Love.

You and I have to go behind the barn, so I can set you straight about

this women thing, Boy - Jethro Love.

They, they so called victims, been having a field day on your heart -

General Love.

Adam, the first wimp, had his shot, missed it, and its been downhill

ever since. Just because a Kim Basinger look-a-like named Eve walked

by in her latest birthday suit, he didn’t have to slobber all over himself,

and beg to take a bite - of the apple that is! Adam knew they had it

made in the garden; no pollution, and the best, no parking

enforcement!

What Adam should have said was, “Eve, forget that snake, or forget

me.” He might have even tried bluffing. But Adam was”whipped,” and

the rest is bad history. You guys must never underestimate the power

of a woman, even without a serpent.

The key is, get the “N” (no)word in your vocabulary, and be prepared

to use it, tough guy! You know she is going to disagree to test you

eventually so let’s get prepared for it. remember, kissing up could cost

you a piece of prime property, and put you on the outs with the “one

up above!”

ADORING

If Interest Level too high, OK for squaw, but great warrior become boy

- Apache proverb.

Love her with everything except words, Grasshopper- Chinese

proverb.

They don’t respect bootlickers - Cowboy Saying.

Adoring love has no effect on a woman’s personality compared to a

man’s. When her Interest Level shoots the roof, she just delights in it.

However, the male goes through a metamorphosis that would even

boggle the mind of the first love doctor, Sigmund Freud. To you Psych

majors, this means Tom just isn’t the same ol’ guy. It’s as if magic or

sorcery transformed him (by a witch?).

This phenomenon happens to men whose Interest Level goes into the

danger zone - above 90%. It’s as if Tom is walking around in a daze.

When he sees Caprice, he loses all self-control, and acts like putty in

her hands. What is worse, this goes on even when she’s not trying to

dominate him! He just gazes at her, and waits for his orders as if he

was a new recruit in the Marines. Plus poor Tom acts like Samson after

the infamous haircut - no oomph.

Don’t get me wrong, I’m happy for Tom being in love, but when his

love goes overboard, he just falls apart. He had better get a grip on

himself and pull out of this nose-dive, or he is going to crash and burn

his loveplane. Caprice will think his behavior is cute for a while,

depending on how high her Interest Level is, but eventually it will fall.

Then it’s, “Adios, Tomas.” Why? Tom the dopey is not Tom the man,

whom she fell for.

The key is, talk to yourself(not in public)about what a clown you are,

and practice self-control! Pretend she has short hair and eats like a

defensive lineman (what ever it takes). Remember, it’s a lot safer

(and saner) when she does the adoring.

ADULTERY

When they are away from home - Shakespeare.

At work, where there’s smoke, you might get fired. be careful, your

Boss might have the hots for her - Sal “The Fish” Love.

One man’s wife is another man’s folly - Anonymous.

A sane woman (my out-clause!) with high Interest Level cannot

commit adultery, except for revenge. So don’t give her the ammo.

Treat her properly, and she won’t mess around. Give her affection,

respect, and romance. Practice confidence, control (not on her - on

2_Doc Love - The System - Dating Dictionary.pdf

Plik z chomika:

Inne pliki z tego folderu:

Inne foldery tego chomika: